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[bunchasavages]

Do you ever get the feeling that every week, it's like the Admiral assigned two-thirds of the people here an essay topic and told them if they get it done before Saturday, he'll jerk 'em off? I'm pretty sure that's what's going on, because holy shit, everyone's got something to say, and no one's even trying to get bonus points for originality

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[impure_tale]

You first.

[bunchasavages]

You don't watch my video diary very often, do ya?

[impure_tale]

I do, actually.

[bunchasavages]

I don't really need to answer that question, then, do I?

[stopthat_destro]

I'm not a cripple.

[bunchasavages]

What's with the gas mask?

[stopthat_destro]

It's a ventilator, to compensate for the damages done to my respiratory system. [Not making a good case there, Rex.] But it isn't a hindrance; it doesn't affect my mobility or anything else. [Except when it's broken.]

[bunchasavages]

So when a couple of assholes decide to play keep-away with your oxygen, that's not affecting your mobility?

Sure thing.

Crippie-boy.

His logic is sound.

[bunchasavages]

I want to punch half the people here in the face. Somehow, I expected more unique answers. Huh.

[goodgrasshopper]

[Oh, Randal. The fact that your brain is set to random makes Molly laugh.]

Kermit the Frog. I want to know what the real deal is with him and Miss piggy.

[bunchasavages]

Oh, come on. You know the real reason he's not retired and living the high life in Costa Rica with a bunch of beautiful Poison Dart Frogs is because he has to keep making those retarded movies to pay for the unholy, mutated pig-toads the hog surprised him with twenty years ago.

When a horde of snout-nose tadpoles start oinking "daddy" at you, asking for paternity tests seems a little superfluous.

[goodgrasshopper]

[laughing] Yeah, a bit. But the unholy mutants should be about grown now--maybe it's time for him to head to Costa Rica. But he stays. Maybe he just likes the abuse.

[bunchasavages]

I've seen guys stick around with abusive nutjobs for worse reasons than accidental mutant spawn.

[knowsthepeople]

You realize callin' him "crippie-boy" and even referencin' what happened's just gonna make people want to talk about it, right? Seems pretty fuckin' counterproductive.

[bunchasavages]

People are gonna talk about it whether I say something or not. Might as well acknowledge the situation before suggesting we move on to something that doesn't bore the shit out of me.

[knowsthepeople]

People ah gonna come into a post solely about fictional characters on the Bahge and they're gonna staht talking about Rex? That's some interestin' logic.

And I was pretty sure there were lots of "fictional" characters on boahd, so, what's the point of narrowin' it down to just one?

[bunchasavages]

Don't tell me the question's too complicated for you.