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[bunchasavages]

Do you ever get the feeling that every week, it's like the Admiral assigned two-thirds of the people here an essay topic and told them if they get it done before Saturday, he'll jerk 'em off? I'm pretty sure that's what's going on, because holy shit, everyone's got something to say, and no one's even trying to get bonus points for originality

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[plz_gtfo_dragon]

[This is just, a MILLION TIMES MORE INTERESTING TO HIM THAN THE DEATH OF REX AND ASSORTED FALLOUT.]

Hmm... how about...

What was the name of that priest in 'The Exorcist'?

SURPRISE PART TWO

[plz_gtfo_dragon]

[Then a few seconds later:]

DISREGARD THAT QUESTION!

[bunchasavages]

[Paaaaaause.]

I thought it was a good choice.

[plz_gtfo_dragon]

[There's a tiny bit of pride here]

Thank you, even practical considerations aside, I thi--

[NGGHHGH]

No. We select... the same as the girl. Kermit.

[Not that he really has a strong opinion on this. Just NO EXORCISTS >C]

[you_run_i_chase]

The Admiral. So I can punch him in the face.

[bunchasavages]

I was gonna say the Admiral's not fictional, but he probably is just someone we all hallucinated. It's probably asbestos.

[darknessb4me]

I was going to say "your girlfriend" but I don't know what I'd say to someone in a vegetative state.

[bunchasavages]

Funny. "Your mom" was my next choice, but I'm not in to dudes.

[darknessb4me]

How can my mother be fictional?

[bunchasavages]

We're all fictional here, my friend.

[vinkus_witch]

Crippie-boy? Are you serious?

[bunchasavages]

What?

Her sister has no arms, she's sensitive about this sort of thing

[vinkus_witch]

I'd rather people not go around calling people 'crippie'.

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[so_meretricious]

{Holmes is just sitting here, being offended.}

Has it become so rare in your desolate future to write upon a subject on which one has a supposition?

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[bunchasavages]

Nope. It just bores the shit out of me to turn on the network and see everyone's using some crippie-boy's murder for some holier-than-thou rant about how the wardens are the ones causing all the problems and the inmates are just poor little stupid bastards that don't know any better.

Let me tell you something: it ain't that interesting. How about the five hundred other murders that go on around here every other week? What, because one of 'em got television syndication, everyone suddenly gets to be a movie critic? Give me a fucking break.

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[so_meretricious]

On the point of mundanity I agree with you, Mr. Graves. Might I suggest a healthy dose of ignorance, to spare your ire from their content.