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[bullsit]

[ aUDIO HOOK, oR, uM PHONE,]

So, uh, hey Mayfield, I know that you are, um, kind of busy with your human mating rituals, which is kind of weird, but I guess that I already knew that. I mean that I knew that humans sure are weird, and not really anything at all about the mating rituals, which are also strange, but also not at all what I was going to

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[wolf_faerie]

[If Tavros is in the park, he'll probably see a small, white-ish blur zoom past him, followed by a rustling of leaves as whatever the blur is jumps into a nearby bush.

Yeah, Aisling is trying to avoid contact with other kids the only way she knows how.]

[bullsit]

[TINKERBU-- oh no wait tinkerbull is dead.

. . . okay fine, curious enough to shuffle over and stare at the bush.]

Uum.

[wolf_faerie]

[And a head pops out of the bush.]

Shh! Don't tell anyone I'm here!

[bullsit]

[FALLS ON HIS ASS BECAUSE HOLY JEGUS WHAT.]

Um, sorry! Please, uh, don't kill me, or anything.

[4UD1O HOOK]

[justice_smells]

I'm sure we can conspire to make this game more interesting!

[bullsit]

Oh, um, thanks Terezi! Do you, uh, have any ideas? Because, I guess that I am kind of out of them, at this point. I probably should have thought about this a bit more.

[justice_smells]

What if the object of the game were to impress the human drones more than the other team without anybody bursting out laughing about it?

[bullsit]

Heh, yes, that sounds pretty fun, but also pretty hard I think, because I am kind of laughing just thinking about it. Maybe you, uh, have to wear the silly human outfits the whole time, as well.

[AUDIO HOOK]

[kinda_crabby]

Wait, no, damn it, stupid! Don't hang up the audio hook! I need to talk to you!

[bullsit]

Oh, no, I haven't, though it is mostly because I can't remember, um, which way it has to go on the stand to turn it off.

[kinda_crabby]

Wow, that is really stupid. It only goes on two ways, how hard can it be to put the audio hook--augh, never mind! This isn't going the way I want at all! This is a terrible way to start an apology.

Okay. I'm assuming Vriska talked to you and said certain things that happened that I didn't say myself when we talked before, right?

[bullsit]

. . . Um, yes, this is a thing that has happened, though, I wish it hadn't.

[k1_sauce]

So, you like to play games, kid?

[bullsit]

Um, yes, playing games is definitely something I like to do! Though I guess I didn't really get a chance to for a while, and then this big game we all played started and, I guess in retrospect, that was not a particularly nice game.

Uh, what I mean is, yeah, I like games.

[k1_sauce]

Then in the place of the President, I officially nominate you a member of the Mayfield Games Club!

[bullsit]

Oh, wow, that sounds superbly exciting, and, uh, really cool, but uh, if you don't mind explaining, or anything, what is it?

[audio hook!]

[soexcitable]

Oooh! That would be much more EXCITING!

[bullsit]

Do you, uh, really think so? I thought it sounded like, um, fun, so you should definitely play with us. I mean, the humans are sort of silly, so it, uh, shouldn't be hard to play them, right?