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[bullsit]

[ aUDIO HOOK, oR, uM PHONE,]

So, uh, hey Mayfield, I know that you are, um, kind of busy with your human mating rituals, which is kind of weird, but I guess that I already knew that. I mean that I knew that humans sure are weird, and not really anything at all about the mating rituals, which are also strange, but also not at all what I was going to

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[k1_sauce]

So, you like to play games, kid?

[bullsit]

Um, yes, playing games is definitely something I like to do! Though I guess I didn't really get a chance to for a while, and then this big game we all played started and, I guess in retrospect, that was not a particularly nice game.

Uh, what I mean is, yeah, I like games.

[k1_sauce]

Then in the place of the President, I officially nominate you a member of the Mayfield Games Club!

[bullsit]

Oh, wow, that sounds superbly exciting, and, uh, really cool, but uh, if you don't mind explaining, or anything, what is it?

[k1_sauce]

If the president herself were here, she'd feed you some crap about it being a way to prepare you for an everchanging, dangerous life in society and to allow you to overcome any and all obstacles or...something like that.

Basically, we hang out and play games.

[bullsit]

Woah, this is, uh, really exciting! I was starting to, uh, think this town might be kind of scary, but that sounds extremely fun.

I guess, though, I should warn you, that I am really good at games! Well, um, probably not the best, at all, but I play them a lot, so at least I have, uh, lots of practice, so I am not as bad as I could be, maybe.

[k1_sauce]

Good! You'll need to be as good as you can be to keep up with the rest of us. It's no-holds-barred action. You're gonna need more determination than "not as bad as I could be"!

[bullsit]

Just, uh, so I am extremely clear, um, your club doesn't have any, uuuuh, history of causing grievous injury, or anything?

[k1_sauce]

Unless dresses will cause you emotional harm, no.

[bullsit]

Um, I don't really know, because, uh, I've never tried one. But, yes, I would definitely like to join your human club, especially if it does not, um, involving any crippling, whatsoever.

[k1_sauce]

[Okay, gotta be doubly sure not to mention me being killed by a lolita vampire.]

Uh, no. No, it shouldn't. You should be fine.

[bullsit]

I think this, uh, completely counts towards fitting in as a human, right? Because, uh, if you think it does, then I am going to count it towards my points, just a little.