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[bullsit]

[ aUDIO HOOK, oR, uM PHONE,]

So, uh, hey Mayfield, I know that you are, um, kind of busy with your human mating rituals, which is kind of weird, but I guess that I already knew that. I mean that I knew that humans sure are weird, and not really anything at all about the mating rituals, which are also strange, but also not at all what I was going to

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[PHONE]

[realitywarping]

Hehe, that sounds like it could be kind of fun, Tavros! I don't mind teaching you how to be human, either.

[bullsit]

Okay, but as long as it is, uh, in the rules of the game! I guess, I don't want to cheat or anything, since you are probably really good at being human already.

[realitywarping]

Well, I was born a human, so I think it would be weird if I wasn't good at being a human!

[bullsit]

That is true, and, uh, I hope this is not cheating when I ask, but, um, what of your weird human foods can this body eat?

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[mypoorheart]

[Raven is the very picture of a man skilled in human mating rituals in his mismatched suit and purple bow tie.

He's also squinting very hard at Tavros from the bench where he's sitting.]

[bullsit]

[Tavros is distracted from admiring his new shiny human legs, of which he is still incredibly proud even if he has totally scraped up the knees, and

squints back.]

Uuuuuh, hey?

[ariesapocalypse]

( in order to better roleplay the humans, aradia had decided to observe them at the park. she walks over when she sees tavros, head tilted because wow everyone being human is weird. )

[bullsit]

[WOW YOU LOOK EXTREMELY FAMILIAR who could it be this is such a mystery]

Um, I think, this is going to sound weird, but, uh, do I know you?

[ariesapocalypse]

Oh! So you are Tavros. I thought so, but I couldn't be sure.

[bullsit]

Oh, Aradia, heey! Um, sorry, that I didn't recognize you, but you look sort of funny as a human.

[audio hook]

[conaradia]

Nobody would want to be on your team anyway!

[bullsit]

Um, no, probably not, but, uh, it could be fun anyway.

[conaradia]

Sure, if pretending to be weak and pathetic humans is your idea of fun.

...Actually, I am not really surprised you'd think that!

[bullsit]

Well, uh, to be honest, I think it would be best, um, if you did not play at all.

[doublerinbow]

So, let me get this straight - the game is following the rules of human society, and giving yourself points each time you do it right? ♪

[bullsit]

Um, yes, that is probably definitely a better way of putting it, than, um, the thing that I said!

[doublerinbow]

Well to be honest, it sounds a little boring. ♪ Rules are made to be broken, you know! Why don't you just be yourself?

[bullsit]

Um, probably because, being me is not all that fun, at all, and seems to mostly make people angry and apparently, um, homicidal.

Not even my, uh, self-confidence, wants to be me.