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[bullsit]

[ aUDIO HOOK, oR, uM PHONE,]

So, uh, hey Mayfield, I know that you are, um, kind of busy with your human mating rituals, which is kind of weird, but I guess that I already knew that. I mean that I knew that humans sure are weird, and not really anything at all about the mating rituals, which are also strange, but also not at all what I was going to

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[doublerinbow]

So, let me get this straight - the game is following the rules of human society, and giving yourself points each time you do it right? ♪

[bullsit]

Um, yes, that is probably definitely a better way of putting it, than, um, the thing that I said!

[doublerinbow]

Well to be honest, it sounds a little boring. ♪ Rules are made to be broken, you know! Why don't you just be yourself?

[bullsit]

Um, probably because, being me is not all that fun, at all, and seems to mostly make people angry and apparently, um, homicidal.

Not even my, uh, self-confidence, wants to be me.

[doublerinbow]

Whaaat, you died already? ♪ Ok, that's gotta be a points deduction, cause getting killed is pretty much the opposite of winning. Sorry!

[and then it sinks in that Tavros is probably the most outwardly gloomy person.... troll.... she's ever met]

... Having said that, don't take it so personally, lots of people are homicidal and it's mostly cause they're mean jerks that always want to kill and are just looking for an excuse! Unless they're yandere.

[bullsit]

Oh, well, uh, it wasn't here, and I don't actually remember it, because it happened in the future, or I guess, sometime when I would not have it in my memory due to, um, time shenanigans. So it probably does not count again, uh, this game.

But, yes, the person who, uh, did it, is not really very nice at all. Though I do not know about, uh, any Yandere. Um, who is that?

[doublerinbow]

Oh, that's okay then... I guess. ♪ It sounds pretty weird though.

Hehe, for a minute I thought your housemates got you after all!

But yandere isn't a person, it's, well... ♪ A personality trait!

A person who is yandere seems sweet and innocent at first, but develops homicidal tendencies when they fall in love. Either they want to kill the person they love so that he or she won't date other people, or else they'll just kill the other people instead. At least, that's sometimes how it goes....

[bullsit]

Wow. Human romance sure is, um, weird. But, uh, you mean, sort of like a kimesis? That is, um, really not all that unusual, I don't think. I mean, personally, I am not very good at it, but, I think it definitely what you are supposed to do.

[doublerinbow]

Um, really? ♪ I've never heard of a kismesis, but there are lots of songs about yandere!

[bullsit]

Well, it is one of the quadrants, but, uh, if you ask anyone, you might want Karkat to explain, since he is pretty good at that sort of thing, and I am really not, at all.

Wow, uh, you sing a lot, right?

[doublerinbow]

The quadrants? Hm, I'm not sure what you mean by that either, but I guess I can ask your friend Karkat if I remember to. ♪

But yeah, I do! I know lots and lots of songs. It's what I was built to do.