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[bullsit]

[ aUDIO HOOK, oR, uM PHONE,]

So, uh, hey Mayfield, I know that you are, um, kind of busy with your human mating rituals, which is kind of weird, but I guess that I already knew that. I mean that I knew that humans sure are weird, and not really anything at all about the mating rituals, which are also strange, but also not at all what I was going to

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[PHONE]

[realitywarping]

Hehe, that sounds like it could be kind of fun, Tavros! I don't mind teaching you how to be human, either.

[bullsit]

Okay, but as long as it is, uh, in the rules of the game! I guess, I don't want to cheat or anything, since you are probably really good at being human already.

[realitywarping]

Well, I was born a human, so I think it would be weird if I wasn't good at being a human!

[bullsit]

That is true, and, uh, I hope this is not cheating when I ask, but, um, what of your weird human foods can this body eat?

[realitywarping]

Umm, well, I wouldn't eat anything raw! Or anything that says it's not safe to eat.

[bullsit]

[>You put down the pipe cleaner, which is probably not actually for chitinous windpipes now that you think about.]

I think that you are, uh, really good at this. Uuum, what about the, uh, wobbly stuff in the thermal hull? Even if it is, um, kind of a distressing color.

[realitywarping]

The wobbly stuff in the thermal hull? What are you talking about?

[bullsit]

[ There is

giggling ]

Wow, this stuff is kind of fun. It is, um, sort of like slime, but someone has made it into an amusing shape! I, uh, wonder if it is sort of like the things that Gamzee eats.

[realitywarping]

[Hmmm...]

What color is it?

[bullsit]

It is, uh, a bright shade of green.

And I have accidentally, uh, stuck my hand into it.

[realitywarping]

That sounds like jello! You're not really supposed to eat that with your hands.

[bullsit]

Oh, no, I was not going to eat it, since it definitely looks better for sleeping in than the, uh, human drowsification platform.

[realitywarping]

If it's jello, I wouldn't sleep in it! You should find a spoon so that you can eat it, hehe.

[bullsit]

Woah, do, uh, humans really eat this stuff?

I, uh, think that explains most of the things, um, that were still confusing about them. It is pretty impressive that you are, uh, able to eat that much of it, and not be, um, weirder than humans already are though.