Why in the hell was I not informed about Sally Hansen's nail polish paint pens sooner?  Seriously.  I need to know who dropped the ball here, because that person's head needs to be stuffed and mounted on my trophy wall.

( In Which I Gush...Unlike the Nail Polish in My Terribly Convenient New Paint Pens )

( Warning: Here There Be Cavities )

Happy birthday,
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Most. Awesome. Evar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&v=NoLke42neXE

(Dunno why it's giving me grief about actually making a link outta that, so I apologize but you may have to copy/paste it.  It's worth it, trust me.)

2008's lesson:  "Dear BW, Chill the hell out--I've got a plan here, so give me a sec to work my magic. Love, god."

Ergo 2009's resolutions: Exhibit radical trust and take insane leaps of faith.  Do everything I can and everything that is needful--legitimately, actually needful--and then just assume that god's got it from there.  Give thanks for the ( Read more... )

Oh, my god.

My weight this morning is 298.5.

I am no longer the amazing 300-pound woman.

...(meep)

Ok, these last 5 pounds have taken a few months.  And admittedly, it's been a little frustrating to step on the scale again and again and see no movement.

But as of today, I have hit the 35-pound weight loss mark...which puts me at an even 300 pounds.

Yeah, that's still a pretty damned big number.  And yeah, I think we can safely assume that tomorrow ( Read more... )

This just made my day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us-TVg40ExM

my thanks to you, o my creator, for the opportunity to battle this demon again.

perhaps this time the outcome will be different.

Directly to hell with 2008.  This year has taken me to lows that I'd forgotten about, has strained me past my limits, has forced me to reevaluate everything and be prepared to let everything go.  Several times over.  The vast majority of the stories are not mine to tell, but I've been involved, sometimes tangentially, sometimes directly;  I've ( Read more... )