Comments | bsc_snark: #2 CLAUDIA AND THE PHANTOM PHONE CALLS! part two!

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#2 CLAUDIA AND THE PHANTOM PHONE CALLS! part two!

Jun 02, 2016 14:02

when we last left the baby-shitters cult, the girls had freaked themselves out over a new spaper article and decided to have their FIRST EVER EMERGENCY MEETING! how will this meeting go down? read on to find out!

as always, thanks to everyone who read and commented on part one! you guys rock!

now, back to the shit show!

( kristy before she became a dictator scares me what is this what do i do with it help me what the fuck )

non-bsc friends exist?, claudia is dumb, ann m. martin wrote this book, babysitting fail, luv, everyone is crazy, kristy is replaced by an alien, drama, #2 claudia and the phantom phone calls, alan gray, facepalm

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bleeding_thorn2 June 2 2016, 18:57:07 UTC

and in the second place, if anyone we sit for does have some fantastic piece of jewelry and the phantom caller has heard about it, don't you think we'd have heard about it, too? i mean, it wouldn't be any secret then=I have no idea why... but I just had Lady Holiday's FABULOUS BASEBALL DIAMOND from the Great Muppet Caper running through my head right now ( ... )

bleeding_thorn2 June 2 2016, 19:18:28 UTC

omeone must have let the cat out of the bag, and i had a good idea who that someone was.'=It just may be the fact that you're eye-fucking the shit out of Trevor and are stalking his ass through the school, Claud. Just sayin ( ... )

shatisarockgod June 3 2016, 00:40:18 UTC

'"look," stacey said after awhile. "i think we're worrying about nothing.--+1 for Stacey being the voice of reason here. Don't let me down, Stacey ( ... )

shatisarockgod June 3 2016, 00:41:49 UTC

i wonder what happened? not that there's anything wrong with janine, but i wonder what it was that made her completely knuckle down and focus entirely on schoolwork?--I wonder if it was a case even back then of being shut down? "That's stupid, Janine." Maybe Janine still has her imagination but only uses it when she's around people that "get her ( ... )

road_baby June 8 2016, 02:13:28 UTC

Wait, Alan Gray grew up to be Eli Roth?! Well, I guess if someone from the 'brook was gonna make terrible gory movies, it'd be him. That's probably why all his protags are so annoying, he based them off BSC members ( ... )

the1812overture June 16 2016, 09:18:48 UTC

mrs. newton says that the egg must be difficult.

Eggs are surprisingly difficult.

the newton's backyard has a slide, swingset and jungle gym. jamie is one lucky son of a gun, that's an awesome yard to have as a kid!

We have that, and a treehouse, an actual real treehouse built in a tree that you can sleep in. We and the neighbors basically share yards, though there's a fence, and so our daughter also has a huge trampoline to play one (and the neighbor kids live in our treehouse on hot days).

i know, i know, small town, people probably don't lock their doors during the day, but seriously?!? SERIOUSLY!?! claudia is a child, baby-sitting an even younger child, and is afraid of the phantom caller breaking in, yet she doesn't LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR?!?! You think someone breaking in would walk through the front door instead of going around the back? I've also never locked the doors to my house. Not a small town either. If someone wants to break in, they'll either walk in or bust a window. I'd rather have the window not broken. ( ... )

andromeda331 June 16 2016, 10:37:30 UTC

kristy tells claud that she's right. and i imagine that she's inwardly fuming and trying to calculate the correct chemical dosages in her mind to make the kool-aid strong enough to permanently disable claud's brain ( ... )