#2 CLAUDIA AND THE PHANTOM PHONE CALLS! part two!

[heymalice]

when we last left the baby-shitters cult, the girls had freaked themselves out over a new spaper article and decided to have their FIRST EVER EMERGENCY MEETING! how will this meeting go down? read on to find out!

as always, thanks to everyone who read and commented on part one! you guys rock!

now, back to the shit show!

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[shatisarockgod]

'"look," stacey said after awhile. "i think we're worrying about nothing.--+1 for Stacey being the voice of reason here. Don't let me down, Stacey...

wow claudia…you're actually using common sense. it's a smart idea to have plans in place in case something like that happens.--Agreed. I'm not saying be a Mary Anne and freak out about it happening tonight, it's gonna happen for certain tonight! But it really is smart to have plans in your mind JUST IN CASE it should ever happen.

claudia is not only making sense, but making a good point--I really like when that happens. I stick with what I've said all along about Claudia really having a lot of common sense depending on the book/storyline.

mary anne spier, who would go on to be voted Most Whipped in the SMS yearbook--LMFAO!

good luck, nancy, you can't find something that doesn't exist.--omg, I love it! LOL!

'"maybe we should keep all this a secret from all our parents," said kristy. "you know how parents are. mary anne's right. they're big worry-warts. let's just go on as if we never thought of any of these things today. agreed?"--Yep, they must not expect their parents to read a newspaper, talk to anybody else about it, watch the news on tv. At least we know Richard reads the newspaper.

my apologies for how shit this was, here is something to make up for it:--lmao, I'm fascinated by that gif!

also, i sincerely hope that she has more than just a bow tie on. --LMAO! I honestly enjoy when the writers pull this shit. They really do make it seem like she's just got on a bow tie and fixed her hair up special. No shirt, no pants, no shoes, just nothing but the bow tie and hair toys.

'oh, he makes me so mad! and how did he know about my crush on trevor, anyway?--Probably because it's totally obvious. I'm surprised she isn't walking into all the open lockers because she's too busy checking him out.

so, basically they find a secret door in a maze and magically enter narnia? --I'm over here dying at all of this. LOL! And it really is the cherry on the sundae that she's been having this daydream over and over again all damn day!

and then wakes up in class all like,--LOL LOL LOL

claudia mocks janine's way of talking --What a bitch.

[shatisarockgod]

i wonder what happened? not that there's anything wrong with janine, but i wonder what it was that made her completely knuckle down and focus entirely on schoolwork?--I wonder if it was a case even back then of being shut down? "That's stupid, Janine." Maybe Janine still has her imagination but only uses it when she's around people that "get her"?

which she'd spelled OCOBER --???

by saying she knows how it's really spelled, she just spelled it incorrectly because she wasn't paying attention. --*slams head on desk* Again, I just don't get this. I really do think the reverse would be happening. "I need to do the best I can and put in an effort so I can get the hell out of here!"

but that stace was standing right next to some dude named alexander kurtzman--Ah, this is the guy that Mary Anne was making fun of to Dawn when Dawn first showed up in Stoneybrook. I feel bad for the Alex hate. Is it Alex's choice for what he gets to wear to school or is it a case of his parent(s) selecting what he wears? And I really don't see the big deal in obeying the rules at school. At least he won't have to worry about going to the principal's office, getting detention, getting bitched out in class, etc.

WHERE ARE HIS PANTS??!?!! --LMFAO!

'but then, kristy and her friends can be babyish. they had even brought bag lunches that day because the hot lunch was chicken divan, which i admit is on the disgusting side.--Yep, it's absolutely babyish bringing in something you KNOW you'll like versus choking down whatever shit's being served at lunch that day. Paper bags are obviously the new pacifier and diapers. Seriously, what's so damn babyish about a damn paper bag lunch?

because jesus fucking christ, the BSC are the most dramatic attention whores in the whole school!--No argument there!

do clients EVER ask them about school though? they usually just give last minute instructions and book it the fuck out of the house and away from their kids.--Ikr. I always picture a lot of speed talking and then bolting out the door as if they're about to run a marathon.

if my memory is correct, this won't be the last time one of these girls makes some sort of snide remark about how "big/huge" a pregnant woman is and then expand on that comment to make it seem even shittier/more offensive. --I'm surprised they're taking the time to note how the mother looks instead of making plans to be the first ones to hold the baby before even the mother gets to hold the kid...

mrs. newton compliments claudia on her barrettes and asks where she got them. claud tells us that her barrettes were teddy bears with streamers attached to them.--Say what? That sounds like something a 6 year old would wear but bag lunches are babyish?

Enjoyed the snark! :)