#2 CLAUDIA AND THE PHANTOM PHONE CALLS! part two!

Jun 02, 2016 14:02

when we last left the baby-shitters cult, the girls had freaked themselves out over a new spaper article and decided to have their FIRST EVER EMERGENCY MEETING! how will this meeting go down? read on to find out!

as always, thanks to everyone who read and commented on part one! you guys rock!

now, back to the shit show!

kristy before she became a dictator scares me what is this what do i do with it help me what the fuck )

non-bsc friends exist?, claudia is dumb, ann m. martin wrote this book, babysitting fail, luv, everyone is crazy, kristy is replaced by an alien, drama, #2 claudia and the phantom phone calls, alan gray, facepalm

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bleeding_thorn2 June 2 2016, 18:57:07 UTC
and in the second place, if anyone we sit for does have some fantastic piece of jewelry and the phantom caller has heard about it, don't you think we'd have heard about it, too? i mean, it wouldn't be any secret then=I have no idea why... but I just had Lady Holiday's FABULOUS BASEBALL DIAMOND from the Great Muppet Caper running through my head right now.

wow claudia…you're actually using common sense. it's a smart idea to have plans in place in case something like that happens.-*Slow Claps!

kristy probably can't wait to go home and beat off to her copy of mein kampf.-LMAO!!

Me and my brother used to rig burger alarms if we were left alone sometimes...they were lame as Hell though!

you know, a burglar could be a woman. it doesn't have to be a man."-*HEADDESK!

ut since kristy doesn't trust them -- meaning claud -- to retain the information, she forces them to write the codes down so they don't forget and demands that they practice them once a day-Can't really blame her there, these bitches forgot in like five seconds once already!

LOVE THE NANCY DREW PIC!!

aybe we should keep all this a secret from all our parents-I think all my Pop Dolls just fell over at once!!

I nearly fell off my chair from laughing at the Star Trek/Hot Dog gif!!

The kid who played Alan in the movie was a cutie then and now. My dad was even like...'Why doesn't this girl like the kid? He's a good looking kid, he seems to be nice...' when he saw the movie.

hat day i had fixed it in five slim braids, and looped each one up on my head, holding them in place with beaded barrettes that had sparkly streamers attached to them-when I was a kid, I know I used to wear my hair high up in a ponytail with mutiple braids. But not that many barrettes.

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bleeding_thorn2 June 2 2016, 19:18:28 UTC
omeone must have let the cat out of the bag, and i had a good idea who that someone was.'=It just may be the fact that you're eye-fucking the shit out of Trevor and are stalking his ass through the school, Claud. Just sayin.

so, basically they find a secret door in a maze and magically enter narnia?
-And no kissing or anything pg-13 rated at all?

dorianne, howie and rick-that bitch dorianne started having naughty time with howie and stacey cut them both out of her life and the rest followed suit. And i have no idea about rick... maybe he ran far and away?!

makes some sort of snide remark about how "big/huge" a pregnant woman is and then expand on that comment to make it seem even shittier/more offensive. -and some women gain a ton of weight/some not so much/and some actually lose weight. I'm guessing some pregnant lady slapped Ann when she was younger.

children into childsicles-LMAO!!

take jamie and walk to your house, claudia. or kristy, mary anne or stacey's house. or the house of another client. you know everyone in this town and sit for almost every single family, if you're scared, you can go to someone and tell them what's going on and get them to call the cops and have them sent to the newton house. it's better to be safe than sorry. -Damn Skippy! I called the cops back in NY once becasue I thought I saw a guy running up my fire escape. Like seven of NY's finest came in and ran up to my roof and came back down saying it was this ENORMOUS FUCKING RACOON, not a guy. Turned out one of my neighbors was leaving food out for the stray cats in the yard and these raccoons were eating it and one got HUGE!! I swear, it's ass end looked like a grown ass man! But still, better safe than sorry!

NO! BAD CLAUDIA, BAD!! VERY BAD AND VERY STUPID!-and THESE are the 'SUPER SITTERS'? FUCKING HELL!!

ait a fucking second, was the front door unlocked?-THEY'RE NEVER GETTING UP NOW!! POP DOLLS ALL IN A PILE!!

Great job, love it!

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