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Karen's Plane Trip (14-20)

Jul 07, 2015 21:29

Hi guys! After a brief absence I have returned to finish this Karen snark! Because everyone loves Karen snarks, and everyone wants to know just what convuluted bullshit Karen is getting up to this time around! :D ( Read more... )

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shatisarockgod July 8 2015, 02:47:47 UTC

And I've been doing enough binging on the Brady Bunch lately to understand just how ridiculous and cheesy the plots and characters are.--Do you like the Brady Bunch movies they came out with in the 90s? I never was into the tv show but I love the first two BB movies I watched. You could tell the writers basically had fun making fun of the show ( ... )

bleeding_thorn2 July 8 2015, 17:54:43 UTC

AWWWW.... I'm so happy to have inspired you in some way!! Can't wait to read your Brady snarks; there's a ton of material from them! Can't wait, I'm a huge fan of your snarks!

rhodes_road July 11 2015, 01:06:54 UTC

Heck yeah Brady Bunch snarks! I LOVE the Brady Bunch and it is SO snark-worthy. Can't wait to read them!

anabellabobella July 23 2015, 03:22:22 UTC

Carol Brady's original name was Karen, and Mike even called her Karen in the pilot. Also she and her husband divorced. Sherwood Schwartz wanted that to be explicit, but the studio thought it wouldn't go over well on TV, even though the whole point of the show was based on an article Schwartz read about 30% of kids living in homes with only one birth parent due largely to divorces, and so he wanted a show to represent that.

Of course these rustic farmers do not own a microwave, so they make amazing technicolor jiffy-pop instead.

We have a mini carnival popcorn machine. :)

So Tia teaches her how to make "potato print" wrapping paper and wtf is that? Seriously, wtf is that?

Cut a potato in half. Cut a shape into each half. Use is like a stamp. It works really well. It's trendy with crunchy-moms right now.

all of the baby chickens I've seen were either white with slight tawny yellow, black, or brown.

I grew up country. Some are yellow when newly hatched.

And yet Karen's grandfather treats it like it's the most ( ... )

metamorphstorm August 1 2015, 21:23:30 UTC

I remember my mom cutting potatoes in half and cutting the halves into shapes so my sister and I had stamps to play with . . . and then we wondered why no one thought our toys were cool. :p

Karen’s vegetable stand reminds me of a garage sale my sister and I tried to host once . . . I think I made $3, and I doubt I’d have done any better if it hadn’t started to rain and we didn’t have to rush armloads of old crap back into the garage. And some rude old lady came to the sale specifically to snap at us (she was annoyed that all of our signs weren’t the same colour). Oh, well.

Was this book ghostwritten? Because Ann Martin wrote Mary Anne’s books, and I just don’t want to think that the person who could write a properly protective parent like Richard Spier could write that a kid with FOUR parents was never told not to talk to strangers.

This was a really enjoyable snark, especially since so few people have the patience to go through twenty Karen chapters! :)