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Starring the Baby-sitters Club! Part The End!

road_baby wrote in bsc_snark Mar 08, 2017 19:37

Greeting, lovelies! Oh, boy have I been on a creative streak lately! Sure, a psychiatrist might call it a manic episode but I perfer to think of myself as motivated. I just hope it lasts long enough for me to get even more work done. So, we have the last part of this book which contains the single most unbelievable thing ever commited to print. I ( Read more... )

ann actually wrote this one?, snarker: road_baby, bad writing, daddy issues, i really hate dawn, ss#9: starring the baby-sitter's club, hypocrisy, ah hahahahahaha, things ann knows nothing about, out of character moment, did ann read this?, shut up dawn, inconceivable!, mallory: completely delusional?, dawn is the worst person ever, i hate dawn, insanity, rageragerage, i hate ann, facepalm

mallory's christmas wish, part one!

heymalice wrote in bsc_snark Dec 11, 2015 17:45

the holidays are upon us. and i need a hit of that sweet sweet lerangis, so…a match made in heaven? or…hell? we shall see, my friends, we shall see. in other news, my city has shattered all historical weather records when it comes to snow--or, lack thereof. it's green as fuck around these parts, you guys. the last time we came close to it being ( Read more... )

mallory's amazing faces, cringe worthy, drunk parents, bad parenting, stacey is a bitch, ann hates the elderly, over use of shivering, zombies would starve in stoneybrook, wtf?, uncle joe, delusion abound!, christmas, sweet dee, lerangis, pike family madness, inconceivable!, mallory pike, wth moment, parody of itself, this will not end well, #92 mallory's christmas wish

stacey and the mystery money

heymalice wrote in bsc_snark Nov 04, 2015 16:21

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ellen miles is boring, bad writing, inconceivable!, stacey is a bitch, ellen miles (queen of parentheses), mystery #10 stacey and the mystery money, pedobear comes to stoneybrook, cult of janine, creepy involvement with kids, sam

Karen's Plane Trip (14-20)

syphabelnades wrote in bsc_snark Jul 07, 2015 21:29

Hi guys! After a brief absence I have returned to finish this Karen snark! Because everyone loves Karen snarks, and everyone wants to know just what convuluted bullshit Karen is getting up to this time around! :D ( Read more... )

just plain wrong, creepy, little sister, wtf?, things ann knows nothing about, inconceivable!, karen, karen is dumb, karen's annoying, character we'll never see again, pedobear comes to stoneybrook, ls super special #2 karen's plane trip, unwarranted self-importance

Karen's Plane Trip (7-13)

syphabelnades wrote in bsc_snark Jun 11, 2015 18:31

All right, so we got through the actual plane trip portion of this book. Let's experience Karen's culture shock with her!

( Goin' on an adventure in the State of Nebraska! )

little sister, ann actually wrote this one?, actual excitement, out of character moment, karen is fine i guess, inconceivable!, karen, freaky fashion choices, plot- advancing epiphany, ls super special #2 karen's plane trip

Abby's Lucky Thirteen (6-10)

syphabelnades wrote in bsc_snark May 14, 2015 21:17

All right. Let's get this show on the road because I REALLY want to find out what happened after that door incident. Also, this is one BSC book where a member of the BSC actually faces some serious consequences for their stupidity. We all know how much of a rarity that is, so treasure it while you can ( Read more... )

just plain wrong, wtf?, tv is the devil, mary anne grows a spine, cringe worthy, inconceivable!, #96 abby’s lucky thirteen, abby, passive aggressive, plot-advancing epiphany

Abby and the Best Kid Ever (1-5)

syphabelnades wrote in bsc_snark Apr 27, 2015 18:54

This is the direct sequel to the book I snarked last, "Kristy and the Worst Kid Ever." I shouldn't be as ragey with this one as with that one, because while Kristy is the most detestable BSC member in my eyes, I happen to really like Abby. However, she's not exactly cool in this book ( Read more... )

forced child labor, inconceivable!, #116 abby and the best kid ever, claudia outfit woo!, how dare people act their age, stoneybrook lacks social services, bitchface, nola thackerness, abby, this will not end well, kristy is a 9-year-old boy, facepalm

#74 Kristy and the Copy Cat Part 1

alula_auburn wrote in bsc_snark Sep 04, 2014 16:57

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softball, where does ann get these names?, omgthirteenisthebestest, character we'll never see again, charlie the chauffeur, movies ann has never seen, shit just got real, make the baby kristy scream, karen's dumb, things ann knows nothing about, nola thacker, inconceivable!, kristy, #74 kristy and the copycat, seth the bearded carpenter, krushers, karen is annoying, nola thackerness, lisa

I don't think it means what you think it means

author_by_night wrote in bsc_snark Apr 11, 2012 15:34

So I went on a bit of a John Hughes kick, probably because of Community. One of the movies I decided to watch was Sixteen Candles. I knew in the BSC books, Mary-Anne loved it.

Holy cow, that is not a movie a sheltered twelve year old should know. There's implications of date rape, alcohol, teen car sex... Richard Spier would never have let his ( Read more... )

non-snark post, inconceivable!