Karen's Plane Trip (14-20)

[syphabelnades]

Hi guys! After a brief absence I have returned to finish this Karen snark! Because everyone loves Karen snarks, and everyone wants to know just what convuluted bullshit Karen is getting up to this time around! :D

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[shatisarockgod]

And I've been doing enough binging on the Brady Bunch lately to understand just how ridiculous and cheesy the plots and characters are.--Do you like the Brady Bunch movies they came out with in the 90s? I never was into the tv show but I love the first two BB movies I watched. You could tell the writers basically had fun making fun of the show.

I have mixed feelings about doing such a thing. I've sort of wanted to do it and sort of not--I don't want bugs to crawl in my ears or bite me in my sleep.--I wouldn't make it 10 minutes. I'd shit bricks if a roach got on me.

Karen invites Tia over to watch the miracle of life in action--It really is such a wonderful thing if you're lucky enough to witness it. I guess it also depends on what you're watching. I don't think I'd have any interest in watching a woman having her baby. I'm more into cats and I was lucky enough and trusted me enough to be there for one of my cats when she had her litter.

Karen pretends to lead her grandparents on a tour of their own farm, which is a little obnoxious.--And a huge time waster too. "Yeah, let me show you your own farm that you've lived on for x number of years."

This makes me even more sad that it's all going to go to hell the moment she steps off of that plane into Stoneybrook.--Like I said in one of your earlier snarks, I would think the parents would look at the improved Karen and think "Wow, we need to take notes from the grandparents because they're obviously doing something right/different than what we're doing!"

And then when it's time to meet her family at the airport, she forces the guy to accompany her.--This isn't cute. It's not cute when Kristy bullies Rudy into staying longer and this isn't either. I would try my best to be nice but stuff like this cuts me away from it. "I've got somewhere else to be." and then leave. Why bother introducing people that have never met before and will NEVER meet again? The guy probably went back home and got drunk after dealing with this nonsense.

This man that they have never met, refers to them by name. And knows that they live in Stoneybrook, Connecticut. And HOW MUCH PERSONAL INFORMATION DID KAREN JUST TELL THIS STRANGE MAN?! --I'm a very private person and I don't think I've ever liked talking about myself. I'm glad I'm that way tbh. I just wonder if any of Karen's parents ever warned Karen to not talk to strangers, don't give people your personal info. I'm not saying you gotta suspect everybody you talk to or meet are bad people. You just need to keep your guard up. Surely you had plenty of things to do on that plane ride instead of talking to the people around you.

And somehow this is adorable and depicted as an okay thing that happens in a BOOK FOR CHILDREN.--The writers from this book must've taken hints from Little House on the Prairie. "Gee, basically just met you people but let me go upstairs and tuck your daughter into bed." I've already assumed the Little House writers did a lot of drugs while doing some of these shows.

Makes you shudder, doesn't it?--lmao, I love it. Tigger stays a kitten but the chick still ages.

Great snark! :)