Comments | bsc_snark: #72: Dawn and the We Love Kids Club or BLONDIE NEEDS HER A$$ BEAT! Last Part!

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#72: Dawn and the We Love Kids Club or BLONDIE NEEDS HER A$$ BEAT! Last Part!

Nov 24, 2014 22:05

Time to finish this shit up. I swear this snark is going to cause me to drink, or at the very least overdose on sugar and Pepsi. I also have another snark here http://bleeding-thorn2.livejournal.com/1374.html , so let me know what you guys think. Time for the final part of Dawn and the We Love Kids Club! Prepare for much cursing and ranting:( Blondie needs her ass beat )

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road_baby November 25 2014, 04:26:43 UTC

Awww! Yisss! Thank you thank you thank you for transcribing Sharon's rant! FINALLY someone laid into Dawn! She's such a horrid, self-centred, entitled little BITCH! I know this was a tough one but you did a great job! 10/10! Also I would SO give the WLKC cookies because they're whiny little hippies and would cry about the evil sugar and carbs and white flour. I would stuff them in that doughnut machine Homer was in in Hell.

I vote for Starring the BSC! That one is so awful! I was thinking of doing California Girls myself because as a real live California girl it pisses me right off! But I'd love to see your take too!

bleeding_thorn2 November 25 2014, 20:51:13 UTC

I love the doughnut in Hell thought, or should I say cookie machine in Hell.

Well, then I might hold off on California Girls for awhile and do the other Super Special. Or whatever has the most votes. I would love to read a snark from an actual California Girl myself.

shatisarockgod November 25 2014, 05:00:34 UTC

Dawn had her mind set already. Carol's a nice person, not like she's going to beat Dawn with wire clothes hangers for not picking up the mail or something along those lines. And Carol is young, does Dawn expect her to act like she's 90? But no doubt she'd bitch if she did act like she was 90 years old ( ... )

road_baby November 25 2014, 05:42:38 UTC

And you know when she's 'old', Dawn will act the same way as Carol. She still be flitting around like a hippy dippy Goddamn fairy one minute and throwing a full on banshee shit fit over people not following her rules then next.

I think out of all the divorces, only Watson and Lisa's wasn't a full on hate fest. I could be wrong though as I've never read any LS books and Lisa is pretty much absent in the regular series.

laina_inverse November 25 2014, 20:15:31 UTC

Nope, their divorce was a hatefest too. Lisa and Watson legit can't get along long enough to give Karen time with both of them. One of the few reasons I actually feel some sympathy for her. (I was a kid who had to deal with a mostly amicable divorce too, so I actually tend to think a lot of her acting out for attention is because the divorce itself was hell on her. /overthinking)

bleeding_thorn2 November 25 2014, 20:58:33 UTC

YEA, laina_inverse IS RIGHT. LISA AND WATSON ARE ASSHOLES, AND THIS JUST WHAT I READ IN OTHER PEOPLES SNARKS.

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