#72: Dawn and the We Love Kids Club or BLONDIE NEEDS HER A$$ BEAT! Last Part!

Nov 24, 2014 22:05


Time to finish this shit up. I swear this snark is going to cause me to drink, or at the very least overdose on sugar and Pepsi. I also have another snark here http://bleeding-thorn2.livejournal.com/1374.html , so let me know what you guys think. Time for the final part of Dawn and the We Love Kids Club! Prepare for much cursing and ranting:( Blondie needs her ass beat )

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shatisarockgod November 25 2014, 05:00:34 UTC
Dawn had her mind set already. Carol's a nice person, not like she's going to beat Dawn with wire clothes hangers for not picking up the mail or something along those lines. And Carol is young, does Dawn expect her to act like she's 90? But no doubt she'd bitch if she did act like she was 90 years old ( ... )

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road_baby November 25 2014, 05:42:38 UTC
And you know when she's 'old', Dawn will act the same way as Carol. She still be flitting around like a hippy dippy Goddamn fairy one minute and throwing a full on banshee shit fit over people not following her rules then next.

I think out of all the divorces, only Watson and Lisa's wasn't a full on hate fest. I could be wrong though as I've never read any LS books and Lisa is pretty much absent in the regular series.

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laina_inverse November 25 2014, 20:15:31 UTC
Nope, their divorce was a hatefest too. Lisa and Watson legit can't get along long enough to give Karen time with both of them. One of the few reasons I actually feel some sympathy for her. (I was a kid who had to deal with a mostly amicable divorce too, so I actually tend to think a lot of her acting out for attention is because the divorce itself was hell on her. /overthinking)

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bleeding_thorn2 November 25 2014, 20:58:33 UTC
YEA, laina_inverse IS RIGHT. LISA AND WATSON ARE ASSHOLES, AND THIS JUST WHAT I READ IN OTHER PEOPLES SNARKS.

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road_baby November 25 2014, 05:44:15 UTC
Also, I think the BSC needs to be rebranded 'The Big Sociopath Cult'.

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bleeding_thorn2 November 25 2014, 20:56:05 UTC
NO MORE WIRE HANGERS! LMAO!

I SWEAR BECKY AND DARLENE DESERVED A SMACK FOR THAT SHIT THEY PULLED ON ROSEANNE ON MOTHER'S DAY, THAT WAS MASSIVELY FUCKED UP.

THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUCKING HAPPY TIME, THE BEGINNING OF YOUR LIVES TOGETHER, IF IN ONE DAY, ONE DAY YOU WANT TO END, YOUR ASS SHOULDN'T BE GETTING MARRIED. AT ALL. EVER.

AND I NEVER MADE THE CONNECTION BETWEEN CAROL AND JACK AND JACKIE AND FRED. I SEE IT NOW THOUGH. ROSEANNE HAS SNARKING QUALITIES TOO, BUT I'M NOT SNARKING THOSE EPS! AT LEAST NOT FOR LIKE ANOTHER COUPLE OF YEARS.

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shatisarockgod November 28 2014, 14:02:45 UTC
The Becky 1 = Dawn link I made was when Becky and Mark took out Dan's motorcycle and Dan was (rightly) pissed and Becky was like, "If we'd asked to take the bike for a ride, you'd have said no." and Dan was like, "Right. What does that tell you?"

My vote is for either SS 9 or MA vs. L/MAML.

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bleeding_thorn2 November 30 2014, 03:55:39 UTC
I hated Becky on Roseanne.

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