#72: Dawn and the We Love Kids Club or BLONDIE NEEDS HER A$$ BEAT! Last Part!

[bleeding_thorn2]

Time to finish this shit up. I swear this snark is going to cause me to drink, or at the very least overdose on sugar and Pepsi. I also have another snark here http://bleeding-thorn2.livejournal.com/1374.html , so let me know what you guys think. Time for the final part of Dawn and the We Love Kids Club! Prepare for much cursing and ranting:

Comments

[shatisarockgod]

Dawn had her mind set already. Carol's a nice person, not like she's going to beat Dawn with wire clothes hangers for not picking up the mail or something along those lines. And Carol is young, does Dawn expect her to act like she's 90? But no doubt she'd bitch if she did act like she was 90 years old.

About the divorces...did anybody in these books have a peaceful divorce? And when I mean peaceful, I mean we have enough sense to realize we might hate each other's guts but we need to put our kids ahead of our feelings and still be there for them? Not act like I'd rather be shot to death then be in the same room with you or talk on the phone to you?

BITCH GOT OWNED--lol, I'm getting such Dan Conner vibes from all of this. I remember when he bitched at Becky and Darlene because they wanted to go to a concert and they flat out tried to manipulate Roseanne on Mother's Day in order to get what THEY wanted.

BITCH GOT OWNED AGAIN! Damn Skippy she shouldn't get to hang out with her friends, her ass would be in the freakin barn or secret passage cleaning Charlie and Janine's 'love juices' off the fucking walls.--lmao!

They were big in California, but they're even better in Connecticut!'--lol! Yeah, what a perfect porno tagline.

THIS IS THE BEHAVIOR OF A MOTHERFUCKING SOCIOPATH, FOLKS!--Even more disturbing is how so many of the sitters are sociopaths.

And if you only been engaged a fucking day and your fiancee already has done something to piss you off so bad, you threw the damn ring at him, maybe you shouldn't get married in the first place.
Carol comes by later and talks to Dawn. Dawn says she's sorry about spoiling her happy time and Carol should run, far and fucking wide at this point. It's not meant to be.--Absolutely on both accounts. I'm not into relationships or getting married but I would more than likely get out of a relationship if this kind of shit is going down before we're even married.

The problem is that none of this bitches know how to read it, they keep double booking themselves.--Good grief, how is that even possible? And why are people still using them if they're that flaky?

They are fighting about how Carol wants to spend alone with Daddy and Daddy says that he's not young anymore, he doesn't want to go out every night.--Yeah, absolutely seeing this marriage ending up like Jackie and Fred's marriage.

Amazing snark! Yeah, I remember some shitty behavior in SS 9 Starring the Babysitters Club so that's my vote.

[road_baby]

And you know when she's 'old', Dawn will act the same way as Carol. She still be flitting around like a hippy dippy Goddamn fairy one minute and throwing a full on banshee shit fit over people not following her rules then next.

I think out of all the divorces, only Watson and Lisa's wasn't a full on hate fest. I could be wrong though as I've never read any LS books and Lisa is pretty much absent in the regular series.

[laina_inverse]

Nope, their divorce was a hatefest too. Lisa and Watson legit can't get along long enough to give Karen time with both of them. One of the few reasons I actually feel some sympathy for her. (I was a kid who had to deal with a mostly amicable divorce too, so I actually tend to think a lot of her acting out for attention is because the divorce itself was hell on her. /overthinking)

[bleeding_thorn2]

YEA, laina_inverse IS RIGHT. LISA AND WATSON ARE ASSHOLES, AND THIS JUST WHAT I READ IN OTHER PEOPLES SNARKS.

[road_baby]

Also, I think the BSC needs to be rebranded 'The Big Sociopath Cult'.

[bleeding_thorn2]

NO MORE WIRE HANGERS! LMAO!

I SWEAR BECKY AND DARLENE DESERVED A SMACK FOR THAT SHIT THEY PULLED ON ROSEANNE ON MOTHER'S DAY, THAT WAS MASSIVELY FUCKED UP.

THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUCKING HAPPY TIME, THE BEGINNING OF YOUR LIVES TOGETHER, IF IN ONE DAY, ONE DAY YOU WANT TO END, YOUR ASS SHOULDN'T BE GETTING MARRIED. AT ALL. EVER.

AND I NEVER MADE THE CONNECTION BETWEEN CAROL AND JACK AND JACKIE AND FRED. I SEE IT NOW THOUGH. ROSEANNE HAS SNARKING QUALITIES TOO, BUT I'M NOT SNARKING THOSE EPS! AT LEAST NOT FOR LIKE ANOTHER COUPLE OF YEARS.

[shatisarockgod]

The Becky 1 = Dawn link I made was when Becky and Mark took out Dan's motorcycle and Dan was (rightly) pissed and Becky was like, "If we'd asked to take the bike for a ride, you'd have said no." and Dan was like, "Right. What does that tell you?"

My vote is for either SS 9 or MA vs. L/MAML.

[bleeding_thorn2]

I hated Becky on Roseanne.