Comments | bsc_snark: 50 - Dawn's Big Date

3_foot_6 in bsc_snark

50 - Dawn's Big Date

Mar 09, 2008 11:48

Next - and last, because my psyche can't take any more of her - in the "Dawn is a heinous bitch" series: Dawn hilariously repulses all males, even though chicks are always wanting to touch her hair and stuff ( Read more... )

snarker: 3_foot_6, #50 dawn's big date, dawn

Comments 27

kakeochi_umai March 10 2008, 09:58:37 UTC

Oh my God. Are you a lesbian? If so, can I marry you?

“THEY might have good hair and skin if they didn’t eat so much junk food.” Way to perpetuate the completely false belief that what you eat affects your hair and skin, way to make assumptions about the eating habits of people you don’t even know, and way to be a smug, superior, off-putting bitch.

I had a manager like that. I asked for time off to see a dermatologist and get put on Roaccutane, and I really shouldn't have told her why I wanted said time off, because she totally pulled a Dawn several times that I remember. Surprise surprise, by the end of my treatment my skin was great. Shut up, Carol. She was 60-something, though, not 13.

The Hills call for the first time, having been referred by the Johanssens, and Claudia takes down their information and says she’ll call back after they see who’s available. Kristy immediately bristles and wants to know if they asked for someone in particular because that’s not how the club works. Okay, a) Claudia just said they’d see who’s ( ... )

kakeochi_umai March 10 2008, 10:08:28 UTC

Also, the other thing that really bugged me about this abuse is that they apparently took him to a bunch of doctors to see what was up with him. Did not ONE of them toss comfort eating out there as a possible issue? Cause, I mean, he explicitly SAYS that he comfort eats, and so shitting on him like that? Is going to have the EXACT FUCKING OPPOSITE EFFECT than these shit slices are intending.

And now I am going to walk away from this snark and remind myself that these are fictional characters in a fictional world and they are NOT REAL. Cause I am seriously about to throw something across the room here.

Before I do, though, I just wanted to say snark away! I love seeing these books get ripped to shreds, and I really don't mind how many times each gets done. Everyone notices different things, anyway.

my_lady_aria March 16 2009, 09:12:06 UTC

If they were doctors worth their salt, yeah, at least one of them did. But the idiot parents would rather pin it on their kid instead of taking responsibility for letting him get fat in the first place instead of teaching him healthy eating and then beating him down for what's their fault. Blame the kid so they can keep buying junk food for themselves.

glitterberrys March 10 2008, 10:58:55 UTC

does anyone mind seeing the same book snarked twice?

Hell no, bring it!

scarlett3984 March 10 2008, 18:17:11 UTC

Ok, this snark was amazing!!! No, I don't mind more than one snark per book. All of the quotes people have posted above from your snark are fabulous but for some reason, I found this the most hilarious.

"Kristy asks her to cool it, and Dawn flounces and says she’ll never blow another bubble as long as she lives. God, I hate overdramatic reactions like that (“Could you turn down the radio?” “Fine, I’ll just THROW THE RADIO OUT THE WINDOW, will that make you happy? MUSIC IS DEAD TO ME NOW”). Shut up, Dawn."

YES!!!!

miss_myu March 10 2008, 19:27:05 UTC

God, I hate overdramatic reactions like that (“Could you turn down the radio?” “Fine, I’ll just THROW THE RADIO OUT THE WINDOW, will that make you happy? MUSIC IS DEAD TO ME NOW”). Shut up, Dawn.

Hahaha! I laughed out loud because of that.

I definitely don't mind multiple snarks of the same books. Even if both members notice the same thing, they're probably not going to write about it in the same way.

gangwaygirls March 12 2008, 14:35:52 UTC

Ahahaha, YES. I was wondering when you were going to post your version of Dawn's Big Disaster.

I wondered the same thing about the house description... it had absolutely nothing to do with the rest of the story and sounded like every split-level I've ever seen. Then again, I live in the Midwest. Maybe they don't have split-levels in Connecticut.

I wonder if Lewis thought about pulling the old Junk-in-the-Popcorn trick.

And holy crap, seventeen valedictorians! We had one, and there was this big controversy about whether or not she should actually hold that title, as one of the English teachers gave her an A- on her final and she flipped the woman off and called her a C-U Next Tuesday.