50 - Dawn's Big Date

[3_foot_6]

Next - and last, because my psyche can't take any more of her - in the "Dawn is a heinous bitch" series: Dawn hilariously repulses all males, even though chicks are always wanting to touch her hair and stuff

Comments

[nellswell]

Hilarious recap! That is all...

[najika21]

"Poor Norman is being bullied some more, and I cringe into a pillow until it’s over and he’s back in the kitchen, snorfing down cookies. Claudia catches him at it and tries to get him to stop, in a fit of irony so deep that I can taste blood. Where in God’s name does Claudia Fucking Kishi get off telling anyone to lay off the snacks? He points out that it’s his parents’ diet, not his, since they’re the ones who want him to be on it, and that eating makes him happy. Claudia tells him he’d be happier if he lost weight so kids didn’t tease him. No, he’d be happier if kids weren’t little shitstains. He should work on healthier habits, yes, but he should not have to lose weight to make people like him. Why would you want to bend over backwards to impress people who make your life hell? Why should he cater to that level of bullshit? I know the Lesson of the Week is supposed to be “The Dangers of Binge Eating,” but I really think that telling kids they have to reshape themselves to make people like them is sick

[bean138]

If the snark's that good I absolutely don't mind people snarking the same book twice... that was really funny.

Where is this local airport they're going to exactly? There is one in Danbury, CT, but I think that's mostly private planes... the only other one I can think of is Bradley and that's probably about two hours away from Stoneybrook at least. Laguardia should be about 40 minutes from them ... probably not more than an hour. (guesstimating based on how long it takes me to get to Laguardia and where Stoneybrook should be)

[ifandonlyif]

so many of your points here are spot on, but i just wanted to comment on this one because it has always driven me crazy:

Kristy the steamroller thinks they should butt in with the parents, Dawn the individual thinks everyone should leave him alone, Jessi the dancer thinks he should take up dance, Mallory the writer thinks he should write a story about a fat kid. I’m shocked that Mary Anne didn’t suggest crying out all the fat and Stacey didn’t suggest becoming diabetic so he couldn’t eat candy anymore. Is there ANYTHING these girls can’t relate to their single personality trait?

YES YES YES. I KNOW. another really annoying example of this can be found in claudia and crazy peaches (i think) in which all the BSCult members suggest ways to help peaches that all deal with their single personality trait. i'll type it up later because in honesty i'm too lazy to go downstairs and get the book.

[imxlennysxmom]

I am still laughing at the notion of Mary Anne suggesting Norman cry all the fat out.