Comments | bsc_snark: 50 - Dawn's Big Date

3_foot_6 in bsc_snark

50 - Dawn's Big Date

Mar 09, 2008 11:48

Next - and last, because my psyche can't take any more of her - in the "Dawn is a heinous bitch" series: Dawn hilariously repulses all males, even though chicks are always wanting to touch her hair and stuff ( Read more... )

snarker: 3_foot_6, #50 dawn's big date, dawn

Comments 27

kissmaiden March 9 2008, 19:59:12 UTC

Great snark. I don't mind seeing the same book snarked twice. I know I've read snarks and think that the snarker missed something I found snarkworthy. And I don't think Dawn changed much during her makeover. Before she was a self-righteous, opinionated, never satisfied bitch who wore ordinary clothes and no makeup. Afterwards she was a self-righteous, opinionated, never satisfied bitch who wore fucked up clothes and too much makeup.

rugger_green March 9 2008, 20:02:45 UTC

"continuing to accuse the pot of being Jessi"

WIN.

Great Snark! Please do more.

hee! misskimmeh June 11 2011, 22:38:45 UTC

"The pot calling the kettle Jessi"...everytime I see this reference I pretty much get close to wetting myself. I would use this in daily life, except in my workplace there are only two other women, and they've never read the BSC. *sigh*

jadore_histoire March 9 2008, 20:54:59 UTC

lol the pot calling the kettle Jessi ( ... )

adamant_turtle March 11 2008, 19:40:25 UTC

And would these girls please STFD and stop whining at each other if a family requests someone specifically? It isn't an attack on your character! ARGH!

Seriously! I would think it's a damn compliment, that you're doing your job so well the kids see you as someone they want to come back, instead of just "send whoever, so I'm not home alone." Whatev.

my_lady_aria March 16 2009, 09:13:44 UTC

Yup. Even though some people have fast metabolisms and need more calories, there are healthier ways to get those calories rather than high-fat, high-cholesterol, high-sodium crap foods.

corduroyspocket March 9 2008, 21:03:14 UTC

hee. I think we grew up in the same neighborhood.

good point on the Claudia/Norman correlation. I was a fat kid too and this subplot always made me uncomfortable.

loubeelou March 9 2008, 21:13:33 UTC

hahaha pot calling the kettle Jessi.

Pretty much everything in this snark is awesome. Dawn is such a whore/sellout/NON-individulaist.

I'm so glad everyone else hates her too.