50 - Dawn's Big Date

[3_foot_6]

Next - and last, because my psyche can't take any more of her - in the "Dawn is a heinous bitch" series: Dawn hilariously repulses all males, even though chicks are always wanting to touch her hair and stuff

Comments

[suzloua]

Like so many other people, I died reading this line: "Claudia, continuing to accuse the pot of being Jessi, tells her that the whole look is totally f’ed up."

Such a little throwaway, but completely amazing.

And as far as double-snark goes, I'd read your snark of my shopping list. You're hysterical!

[my_lady_aria]

One of the year-round school tracts has January, May, and September off.

Why would you want to bend over backwards to impress people who make your life hell?As the formerly VERY fat girl (400 pounds), I'd say it's so that they're falling all over themselves apologizing for being assholes to me now that they want me and can't have me. Ah, I love finding old classmates

[houseofjunk]

you fucking rule. seriously, i could wrap your snark in bubble wrap and give myself lifetime joy by slamming the pop out of that and have this come out ...

genius.

[yumpeanutbutter]

I don't mind seeing snarks twice, especially if it's an awesome snark.

REQUEST: Could you snark Mallory on Strike?? Pleeease??? :D

[mimiredcrow]

I think I lost a few brain cells trying to picture Dawn's outfit when they go to pick up Lewis. I mean...it's one thing to try something new or make a resolution to be a little more bold...but what the actual fuck? *sigh*

Fantastic snark! Dawn books both raise my blood pressure and give me the glee of laughing at what a terrible wench she is.. what can I say? The BSC girls are so damn fun to hate! XD