In light of continued German attempts to ensure my demise, I have found it necessary to be on the lookout at all times for Saxon agents of destruction. In fact, I am currently working on blueprints for an anti-German forcefield to protect me from their efforts: Powered by a copy of the Treaty of Versailles written in black goat's blood and a stereo ( Read more... )

( There is either a meme or a pair of boobies behind this cut. )

Me and Phil invented a new drink tonight. It's named after a literary hero of some reknown. Here's the recipe ( Read more... )

Now you can Rent a German.

There's a hopeful Reuter's article here about Bo Diddley's stroke earlier this month, and his current recuperation. Listening to the Originator's songs, it's hard to believe he could ever get old, much less have a stroke that prevents him from speaking. He's 78 and, up till this month, still toured - last summer he was here on the Island, but I ( Read more... )

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

"Qu'il reste en mon jardin bien peu de fruits vermeils."

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.

I'm afraid the physical strain is too much.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Class of 3000. Featuring Andre 3000.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5:28 ( Read more... )

The person I stole this from knows who he is. Oh he knows.

Rules: Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following...They MUST be real places, names, things...NOTHING made up! If you can't think of anything, skip it. Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial ( Read more... )

A few days ago, working service, I picked up a call from a guy with a deep, menacing voice and a thick German accent. The dialogue went something like this ( Read more... )

So mostly of late I've just been working and hanging out. Those are like complimentary actions. Forget work and play. I don't play until I'm a good distance from work, i.e. it's the weekend and there's nothing to lose. I guess it is the weekend... But what I'm saying is, hanging out is what you do in the gaps between work. And that's mostly that's ( Read more... )

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