Bordello kind of guy
Me and Phil invented a new drink tonight. It's named after a literary hero of some reknown. Here's the recipe.
How to make a...
Chinaski
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5 parts vodka
2 parts clamato
1 part gasoline
Shake well with frozen semen. Serve straight up in a rusty tin bucket. Garnish with a cigarette.
We plan on testing it out sometime in the near future. I'm not sure if I'll like it, though. Clamato is gross.