SPACEMONKEY COCKSUCKERS

[bruschettardust]

I was just standing around, minding my own business, looking for my nail polish or whatever, and my stupid brother blew up the house. I think he killed one of Daddy's goblins, too. Now the back of the house is a big hole. Mommy was really pissed off. He kept trying to sweep up the explosion-dust in the kitchen until Daddy stopped him and called

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[bela_stardust]

Yeah, well you're the one who told me to slit them open down the middle and THEN put them in their bed.

Wow, you're short.

[bruschettardust]

I suggested the slitting. I didn't say anything about......

O_______O BELA?!!

[bela_stardust]

It still counts.

What? DAMNIT!!! Is there dirt on my shirt?!

[bruschettardust]

You're bigger AND skinnier than me!! What the hell?!