She wanders aimlessly through her lost twin's room, touching everything briefly, except for the small puddle of unidentified fluid, because it looks really gross. She has lost everything, her playmate, her scapegoat, her best friend. Mournfully she checks all of his pockets and drawers for loose change, discards the bags of white powder, pockets ( Read more... )

I was just standing around, minding my own business, looking for my nail polish or whatever, and my stupid brother blew up the house. I think he killed one of Daddy's goblins, too. Now the back of the house is a big hole. Mommy was really pissed off. He kept trying to sweep up the explosion-dust in the kitchen until Daddy stopped him and called ( Read more... )

I found some rock candy and powdered sugar under the floorboards in Mommy's room. Now I can save my allowance to build my porn empire!

(What's a porn empire? Bela told me I should build one with him. It sounds SLUTWENCH BALLSNIFFER nice, doesn't it? Maybe I'll get to wear a tiara.)

Everybody loves Bela more than me. :( Daddy pays way more LICK MY ASS FUCK MARTIANSEX attention to him. They're always joking around, BITCHDICK locking each other in the Big Black Tower and screaming. No one ever locks me in the Big Black Tower. TORTILLA FUCKING WHORE.

And Mommy is a Daddy now. I can't handle this PEANUT COCK stress. I read ( Read more... )