SPACEMONKEY COCKSUCKERS

[bruschettardust]

I was just standing around, minding my own business, looking for my nail polish or whatever, and my stupid brother blew up the house. I think he killed one of Daddy's goblins, too. Now the back of the house is a big hole. Mommy was really pissed off. He kept trying to sweep up the explosion-dust in the kitchen until Daddy stopped him and called

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[bela_stardust]

Yeah, well you're the one who told me to slit them open down the middle and THEN put them in their bed.

Wow, you're short.

[bruschettardust]

I suggested the slitting. I didn't say anything about......

O_______O BELA?!!

[bela_stardust]

It still counts.

What? DAMNIT!!! Is there dirt on my shirt?!

[bruschettardust]

You're bigger AND skinnier than me!! What the hell?!

[bela_stardust]

Ahahahahahaha! I can kick your stupid little kid ass now.

And Zak's...BROOSH! Let's mess with Zak's play system shit!

Holy shit, I am skinnier than you. Man, you're a fucking cow. Doesn't matter, you can burn some of that off by moving rubble and detroying things.

[bruschettardust]

:kicks you in the balls:

Are you crazy? Daddy told me she can skeletonize a cow in under a minute!

Oh, right, like I'd want to be a walking twig like you or Dad. You're just jealous because you wish you were growing boobs.

[bela_stardust]

...............................................ow.

She hasn't killed us yet.

Ptttt, yeah right. And have tits that outweigh me like yours do right now. No thanks. ...Damn, Broosh, you might want to sit down before you topple over.

[bruschettardust]

That's because we haven't tried to fuck with her video game shit since she stabbed you in the neck!

What are you talking about, you sick.......... :looks down: WHAT THE FUCK? MY SHIRT IS BREAKING!!

[bela_stardust]

She momentarily paralyzed me, ok? Besides what's a little paralysis between siblings?

I..... I don't know whether I should be laughing, taking pictures, or fondling them. So, I'm going toooo..... holy fucking Eru, Broosh, those are growing rapidly. You're a fucking mutant!

[bruschettardust]

Rapidly?! You call THIS "rapidly"?! I call this ELBERETH FUCKING GILWHATEVER THERE MUST BE A LEAK AT A NUCLEAR PLANT NEARBY AND...

... whoa. ... Hahahahahahahahahaha I'm taller than you now!!!!!

[bela_stardust]

........you suck. HA! I'm still thinner than you are. Now, come with me. You're taller so you have more manpower. Lift the rubble, woman. I bet there's some valuable crap left from the explosion. Mum had to wrap some shit in that silver tape thingie.