Fic: ESRfDmTWSP:oDyslaNABMLAm!

Sep 19, 2006 00:04

Title:Eight Simple Rules for Dating my Teenage Ward Sidekick Partner: or Dude you sound like a NAMBLA member
Warning: You read the title, right? Crack.
Author's Notes: Produced as incentive for Zee to finish her project of awesome. (Zee?) Betaed by chevauchee
Conceived of as fitting into the alt country series, but can certainly be read on its own without ( Read more... )

series: alt-country, warning: crack, character: bruce wayne

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__marcelo September 19 2006, 05:08:45 UTC
*laughs outloud* My favorite are #5 -Bruce is a master of using organizations for his own goals- and #8. One suspects that #8 is among the main reasons behind #1. :D.

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brown_betty September 19 2006, 05:17:37 UTC
Now imagine Bruce the Human Resources Department Head. Both banal, and terrifying!

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__marcelo September 19 2006, 11:36:13 UTC
*headdesks*

Also, the Kon/Tim outtakes are even *funnier*. God. To make Kon use that language, Bruce must have been *terrifying*.

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some_stars September 19 2006, 05:11:13 UTC
THE ROBINATOR

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

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ficbyzee September 19 2006, 05:12:28 UTC
Kon so WOULD call him that, too. BATMAN KNOWS THESE THINGS.

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brown_betty September 19 2006, 05:15:07 UTC
Batman was so not kidding about the areas under his surveillance.

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ficbyzee September 19 2006, 05:28:17 UTC
...a;lskdj;ljk

.....see, it's just that thanks to this picture, I have vivid imagery of said 'surveillance'. Um.

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brown_betty September 19 2006, 06:12:30 UTC
Thank you! This is kind of a PG rated Batman who I don't… quite believe in, but would like to.

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thete1 September 19 2006, 05:33:09 UTC
*skree* OH I AM FULL OF SO MUCH HEART. JLA. TATTOOING. LADIES MAN. ROBINATOR.

...

ROBINATOR.

YOU ARE THE BEST OF ALL POSSIBLE BETTIES.

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brown_betty September 19 2006, 06:13:11 UTC
asdfasd;fjlk YOUR ICON. This is what happens when I say "ladies man," isn't it?

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thete1 September 19 2006, 06:28:36 UTC
*looks shifty*

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT.

(Also. UNTOWARD. SLK:jfslkdj)

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ficbyzee September 19 2006, 06:31:32 UTC
Wow. The icons here are kind of making me think Black Sky: The Very Special Remix.

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minim_calibre September 19 2006, 05:59:22 UTC
4c.

Laughed. Loud.

Only swallowed.

Sleeping baby.

Trying not to breathe.

6b.

Dead now.

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minim_calibre September 19 2006, 06:03:44 UTC
OMG. OUTTAKES. SPITTAKES.

Wait. Dead.

ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Braaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiinsssssssssssssssss..................

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brown_betty September 19 2006, 06:13:55 UTC
Aaaahaaahaa! Thank you. I'm proud of 6b and you're the first person to mention it. I was afraid it was only funny to me.

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minim_calibre September 19 2006, 06:24:28 UTC
6b is comedy GOLD!

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