Fic: ESRfDmTWSP:oDyslaNABMLAm!

[brown_betty]

Title:Eight Simple Rules for Dating my Teenage Ward Sidekick Partner: or Dude you sound like a NAMBLA member
Warning: You read the title, right? Crack.
Author's Notes: Produced as incentive for Zee to finish her project of awesome. (Zee?) Betaed by chevauchee
Conceived of as fitting into the alt country series, but can certainly be read on its own without

Comments

[red_eft]

Kon: "Shut up! I'm a gentleman! --I mean... don't shut up, because I respect your opinions and would never try to stifle you in any way."

*dies*

[brown_betty]

Your icon! Tana! Yay!

Um, I mean, yes! Zee claims she's bad at comedy, but she lies.

[chalcopyrite]

Woe am I, for you have killed me before I even finished breakfast. Now, trapped in the cycle that brought me to this pass, my ghost will have no choice but to stay here, re-reading this, rather than going to class. Truly a dreadful fate. Really. Gosh darn it!

I will particularly be haunting the perverse and lewd eyebrow. *g*

[brown_betty]

Does this mean I have to dig you up and burn your bones? Because I have a bad back.

I imagine Kon's "hey baby!" eyebrow, and Batman's reaction to it.

[petronelle]

"Robinator" is not that bad, Bruce, really.

Bruce as head of personnel horrifies me in the best way.

I am fond of your brain.

[brown_betty]

Your icon is the perfect one. This is pretty much written by Joe Kelly, in my head.

[rubynye]

*weeps with laughter*
*but silently, for I am at work*

[brown_betty]

I'm glad I added giggles to your workday!

[caiusmajor]

Oh DEAR. Oh BRUCE. *hearts* He's really very sweet. In a scary way. :D

Also, I'm having very much fun picturing the rest of the JLA's reaction to 5.

[brown_betty]

"…Batman, is there some reason why Robin is listed as critical personel for the mission to Oa?"

[caiusmajor]

*snickers* Because clearly he *is* critial personel! Just ask __marcelo!