Fic: ESRfDmTWSP:oDyslaNABMLAm!

[brown_betty]

Title:Eight Simple Rules for Dating my Teenage Ward Sidekick Partner: or Dude you sound like a NAMBLA member
Warning: You read the title, right? Crack.
Author's Notes: Produced as incentive for Zee to finish her project of awesome. (Zee?) Betaed by chevauchee
Conceived of as fitting into the alt country series, but can certainly be read on its own without

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[some_stars]

THE ROBINATOR

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

[ficbyzee]

Kon so WOULD call him that, too. BATMAN KNOWS THESE THINGS.

[brown_betty]

Batman was so not kidding about the areas under his surveillance.

[ficbyzee]

...a;lskdj;ljk

.....see, it's just that thanks to this picture, I have vivid imagery of said 'surveillance'. Um.

[brown_betty]

Secretly, Kon's nickname for Tim's penis. Batman only had audio.

[ficbyzee]

....BETTY WHY MUST YOU SAY THINGS LIKE THAT.

[brown_betty]

I BLAME THE BAD INFLUENCE OF ZEE

[ficbyzee]

That only works with people who don't know the extent of your evil!

[brown_betty]

My icon out-emos yours, because it does not also look like a monkey.

[ficbyzee]

I wish I hadn't deleted the Tim-weeping-over-Kon's-body icon with the 'emo douchebags' caption.