So, it has become clear to me, based on my general lameness as of late, that I am remiss in my duties as self-taunter in chief.

Here's one for the now-growing-dusty Pulling a Zoë files ( Read more... )

Oh gawd. So, this has been my day so far at work ( Read more... )

Dudes, THIS is the kind of place I live. When I was done squawking about what the fuck the below is intended for, I just wanted to cry ( Read more... )

So, about that whole internets-disappearing-for-weeks thing, ElJay. Yeah. I guess that was an overreaction. Because as soon as I got home last night, it was working again. Even though the cable hoor said it would be at least a week. Score ( Read more... )

Did y'all have a fantastic Halloween? I hope so. I did pretty much absolutely nothing. Ah, well. Part of me was almost hoping I'd get some trick-or-treaters... partly so I could find an appropriately inappropriate way to greet them at the door. Like I said, almost. I mean, christ, I don't like the Wee Ones that much ( Read more... )

There's this thing that I wanted to express, and it is...


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Stupid things that are making me laugh today.

1) I'm working on this ad for a home décor import store that proudly boasts, at the client's behest: "OWNED & OPERATED BY PEOPLE BORN & RAISED IN SOUTH AFRICA." (They wanted to take out the "South.") What the fuck ( Read more... )

Oh, jesus christ. So, last night I posted about this skanky cheater who's been dogging me on OkCupid. Y'all read the exchange we had (or if you care and this makes no sense to you, read the last post).

First thing this morning, this is his reply:

So are you only interested in one on one or would you want to be a third?Unfuckingbelievable ( Read more... )

Ok, so there's this weird guy who keeps messaging me on OkCupid, despite the fact that I've only responded like 1 out of 4 times. Finally, I did again, and this is what followed.

Me (in response to 4th message ( Read more... )

Here goes sumthin:


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