Weird has sprung.

[bratenfrau]

On my way in to work, I saw an old Mennonite woman (we have a lot of them here, believe it or not), bonnet and body odor and homemade dress and all, roll out in a gigantic Lincoln Navigator the size of a tank

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[bratenfrau]

Lucky for you that you have an incredibly gorgeous state to hike in, right in your backyard! JEALOUS.

And gawd, I don't even know if I'm going to get a refund or have to pay yet either. Ech. Why do I do this to myself every year?

[bratenfrau]

He doesn't have to sign his agreement that he is your dependent??

[cashbox]

i am very, very jealous of your Weakerthans show. so great.

also, 'appointment for sodomy' sounds like the best lifetime original movie never made.

[bratenfrau]

Did they not come to the Twin Cities? You guys usually get all the bands that I want to see very, very badly. So nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah, MPLS! ;)

Does Lifetime has its own version of Up All Night?? It totally should. Think of the opportunities to mix softcore porn with weepy melodrama therein!

[cashbox]

nah, we saw them on what i assume is the same tour a while back -- they are comfortable with the frozen north and do not stray far, only paying us visits in the wintertime. :)

the lifetime up! all night channel is the best idea of all time, other than the fact that it causes me to think of the phrase 'meredith baxter birney's cooter,' which no one needs.

[bratenfrau]

HAHAHAAHHA and also EEEEWWWWWWW.

Think of all the scandalous movies-of-the-week they could rip from the headlines and add a filthy menopausal touch to, though. Contenders:

"She Said She Was a Vegetarian: The True Story of the Kobe Beef Injection."

"Ted Haggard's Naughty Bible Stories for Women (and Kids!)"

"The Princess in Fatigues: Jessica Lynch and the Men Who Loved Her Enough to Rescue Her, in a Physical Way."

[flamingnerd]

I make appointments for sodomy too. I just don't always keep them ;)

[bratenfrau]

It seems rather... un-spontaneous that way? But then again, sodomy is best with a little preparation. ;)

[lilysnowflower]

Sodomy by Appointment! What a business idea!

[bratenfrau]

Given that it's part of the oldest business in the world, I think somebody may have beaten you to that. ;)

(Uhm, that is not to say that MY bidness is that bidness. That would be a whole 'nother post.)

[lilysnowflower]

I guess I'll just stick to my candles! Have a good weekend, girl!

[rubygloomrox]

Sometimes these Mennonites and Amish up here crack me up. I gots a book of stories.
Ah, sodomy... I need to do something about my situation. I'm only taking it in the ass in the proverbial sense.