On my way in to work, I saw an old Mennonite woman (we have a lot of them here, believe it or not), bonnet and body odor and homemade dress and all, roll out in a gigantic Lincoln Navigator the size of a tank
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nah, we saw them on what i assume is the same tour a while back -- they are comfortable with the frozen north and do not stray far, only paying us visits in the wintertime. :)
the lifetime up! all night channel is the best idea of all time, other than the fact that it causes me to think of the phrase 'meredith baxter birney's cooter,' which no one needs.
also, 'appointment for sodomy' sounds like the best lifetime original movie never made.
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Does Lifetime has its own version of Up All Night?? It totally should. Think of the opportunities to mix softcore porn with weepy melodrama therein!
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the lifetime up! all night channel is the best idea of all time, other than the fact that it causes me to think of the phrase 'meredith baxter birney's cooter,' which no one needs.
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Think of all the scandalous movies-of-the-week they could rip from the headlines and add a filthy menopausal touch to, though. Contenders:
"She Said She Was a Vegetarian: The True Story of the Kobe Beef Injection."
"Ted Haggard's Naughty Bible Stories for Women (and Kids!)"
"The Princess in Fatigues: Jessica Lynch and the Men Who Loved Her Enough to Rescue Her, in a Physical Way."
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also, there's a "Democratic Primary Colors" in here somewhere, but that's just tasteless, haha.
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