Dear Nosey People:

Hi. You've come across a private journal. If you are here just to be nosey, I should forewarn you that my stupid header is trained to attack on my command.

Also, I feel that it is important to add this bit:

For those of you who have a problem with "friends only" journals: Think on this...these are my private thoughts, shared ( Read more... )

I am so fucking sick and tired of these corporate monstrosities and their typical Corporate American attitudes towards consumers.

( Letter of complaint to Cingular Wireless )

Ladies and gentlemen, debuting for the first time ever in internet history, I present to you what I refer to as, The Friend Collector Rating System. I don't recall seeing anything like this on the internet, (if there is such a thing, please let me know asap!) so please use this as you see fit.

**Please note: This rating system does not apply to ( Read more... )

Your horoscope for today is:

If you don't read the_janeverse, bad things will happen to you. And you will have a dark cloud following you whereever you go for the rest of your life.

To Bigjay62185:

Please take me off your friend's list. I took you off mine a couple of months ago and noticed you still have me listed as a friend.

Thank you and good luck with your bowling.

Mucho thanks to someone from _knock_knock I just found it hilarious! Then again, I am *very* easily amused.

( Pick Up Lines To Avoid )