Pick Up Lines To Avoid
Mucho thanks to someone from _knock_knock I just found it hilarious! Then again, I am *very* easily amused.
The human body is 90 percent water and i'm real thirsty.
Can i buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
With a mane like that you must be a leo.
Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because i can see myself in them.
Are your legs tired? Because you have been running through my dreams all night.
Is your father a theif? He has stolen the stars from the skies and put them in your
yes.
Are you okay? It must have been a long fall from heaven.
I really like that outfit. It would look great crumpled at the end of my bed.
What do you like to eat for breakfast? Oh good, i have that.
I know they say milk does a body good--but damn, how much have you been drinking?
So are you legal?
I have cable TV.
If i told you that you have a lovely body, would you hold it against me?
Did the sun just come out or did you smile at me?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Do you believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk by again.
Hey i lost my number......can i have yours?
If you were a burger at McDonald's, i'd call you McBeautiful.
Hi my name's_______. But you can call me....tonight.
No wonder the sky's gray today---all the blue is in your eyes.
What's your name? Or shall i just call you mine?
If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put U and I together.
Look at you with all those curves and me with no brakes!
I may not be Fred Flinstone/Wilma Flinstone, but i can sure make your bed rock!
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause i skinned my knee when i fell for you.
Can I have a picture of you so i can show Santa what i want for Christmas?
My bed is broken. Can i sleep in yours?
I'm not feling myself tonight. Can i feel you?
My name is _______. Remember that; you'll be screaming it later.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
I'm not the best looking guy/girl in here, but i'm the only one talking to you.
(Lick finger and wipe on his/her shirt.) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
The human body is 90 percent water and i'm real thirsty.
Can i buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
With a mane like that you must be a leo.
Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because i can see myself in them.
Are your legs tired? Because you have been running through my dreams all night.
Is your father a theif? He has stolen the stars from the skies and put them in your
yes.
Are you okay? It must have been a long fall from heaven.
I really like that outfit. It would look great crumpled at the end of my bed.
What do you like to eat for breakfast? Oh good, i have that.
I know they say milk does a body good--but damn, how much have you been drinking?
So are you legal?
I have cable TV.
If i told you that you have a lovely body, would you hold it against me?
Did the sun just come out or did you smile at me?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Do you believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk by again.
Hey i lost my number......can i have yours?
If you were a burger at McDonald's, i'd call you McBeautiful.
Hi my name's_______. But you can call me....tonight.
No wonder the sky's gray today---all the blue is in your eyes.
What's your name? Or shall i just call you mine?
If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put U and I together.
Look at you with all those curves and me with no brakes!
I may not be Fred Flinstone/Wilma Flinstone, but i can sure make your bed rock!
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause i skinned my knee when i fell for you.
Can I have a picture of you so i can show Santa what i want for Christmas?
My bed is broken. Can i sleep in yours?
I'm not feling myself tonight. Can i feel you?
My name is _______. Remember that; you'll be screaming it later.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
I'm not the best looking guy/girl in here, but i'm the only one talking to you.
(Lick finger and wipe on his/her shirt.) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.