The Friend Collector Rating System
Ladies and gentlemen, debuting for the first time ever in internet history, I present to you what I refer to as, The Friend Collector Rating System. I don't recall seeing anything like this on the internet, (if there is such a thing, please let me know asap!) so please use this as you see fit.
**Please note: This rating system does not apply to those in the music biz. That's because I said so.
If you have:
1-100 Friends: This individual is very sociable. They get along with anyone and everyone. This is a person who is fun but prefers to keep a more intimate environment. This individual is most likely safe to friend in return.
100-1000 friends: They are still a very sociable person, but at this point the general public should question about motives and self-esteem issues. Take EXTRA precaution when friending someone in this range. You most likely don't personally know this individual, but yet want to help boost their ego. Be careful!
1000+ friends: Okay, unless this person is Paris fucking Hilton, don't fall into the ego boost trap. This is a person with obvious self-esteem issues and purely wants everyone to look at them.....LOOK AT THEM DAMMIT!!! Like.....OMG!!! After all, they will just DIE if you don't become their friend. These people HAVE to look popular, for whatever ignorant reason. GO FOR THE NO when it comes to folks with low self-esteem!
Feel free to utilize this rating system wherever you see sites for online journals, picture blogging, and the like. This rating system was ESPECIALLY made for Myspace.
**Please note: This rating system does not apply to those in the music biz. That's because I said so.
If you have:
1-100 Friends: This individual is very sociable. They get along with anyone and everyone. This is a person who is fun but prefers to keep a more intimate environment. This individual is most likely safe to friend in return.
100-1000 friends: They are still a very sociable person, but at this point the general public should question about motives and self-esteem issues. Take EXTRA precaution when friending someone in this range. You most likely don't personally know this individual, but yet want to help boost their ego. Be careful!
1000+ friends: Okay, unless this person is Paris fucking Hilton, don't fall into the ego boost trap. This is a person with obvious self-esteem issues and purely wants everyone to look at them.....LOOK AT THEM DAMMIT!!! Like.....OMG!!! After all, they will just DIE if you don't become their friend. These people HAVE to look popular, for whatever ignorant reason. GO FOR THE NO when it comes to folks with low self-esteem!
Feel free to utilize this rating system wherever you see sites for online journals, picture blogging, and the like. This rating system was ESPECIALLY made for Myspace.