Bound in Bleh

[aq_linkmeister]

Hello all. Long time reader, first time poster. This community actually inspired me to seek out an elusive item: a book that I can't finish. I started out at the library, where I randomly picked out this book:

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[blackbluesock]

Unicorn horns, found at your local drug store.

[aq_linkmeister]

I think they tried to go for the brooding sexy look but didn't quite make it.

[gairid]

Greta review---much better than the book. I read it too, but somehow forgot about it (probably to save my brain) until I saw the post. The book was utter dreck - your review? Hilarious and spot on (especially pepper spraying Claude)>

[mystoflare]

Hilarious and spot on (especially pepper spraying Claude

See, this almost makes me want to try read this book. I could probably survive it if I imagined alternate scenarios like Vampire Mace.

And wow, I guess I shouldn't be surprised that a gay vampire novel sounds like something I'd expect to see being torn apart by Bennett the Sage. It's like badfic, only funnier because of the badness XD

[phantomminuet]

I love gay vampires, but every once in a while, the gay vampire "novel" turns out to be just gay porn with extra teeth (not that there's anything wrong with that) and badly written porn, at that (now, that's a problem). Still, your reader's pain birthed this very entertaining review, so I consider it a win. ;-)

[aq_linkmeister]

I know, right?