Bound in Bleh

[aq_linkmeister]

Hello all. Long time reader, first time poster. This community actually inspired me to seek out an elusive item: a book that I can't finish. I started out at the library, where I randomly picked out this book:

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[aq_linkmeister]

Yep, there is a sequel, "Bound in Flesh", where Jack (who mysteriously survives) and Claude hit Vegas.

[czol]

I was actually thinking you were being a bit harsh - it's basically just erotica with vampires tacked on. Expecting a plot out of erotica is generally asking a bit much. Then I got to the sex scene/anatomy lesson. Yeah, if you're going to write a trashy porn story, you should at least get one of those elements right.

[glamoursnipe]

[aq_linkmeister]

*lol @ donut crotch and mom jeans.* I think it was a case of unfortunate shading on the artist's part.

[ra_i_nbow]

Haha. I had a good laugh, reading this.

I really laughed though at the anatomical gay sex or whatever the fuck that was.

I loved all the jokes you threw in here and there.

I think we all now know another one of the bad vampire novels that "inspired" Stephanie Meyer to create Twilight.

[aq_linkmeister]

If I ever decided to read "Twilight", it'd only be so I could write Jack/Edward. Or Noel/Bella.

[chibikelzafox]

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, all four at once!

Seriously, it would make you a squillionaire. Especially if the ending involved four mysterious cases of spontaneous human combustion.

[lucid_dr34ming]

lmao wow its like bad fanfic :D

Also IT MAY BE JUST ME but the name Jean-Claude sounds AWEFUL FAMILIAR LOL. :>

[aq_linkmeister]

It's Jean-Luc, but I prefer Jack. Less pompous-sounding.

[lucid_dr34ming]

ahaha I'm a tard. But yeah, meant it as the whole Jean-whatever name has already been beaten to death by another ~*~sexy vampires~*~ writer