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[bookelfe]

This is probably a bad idea, but it's a Friday and it's very quiet at work and I've still got subversive meta shojo on the brain, SO: give me a character that I know, and I'll write 2-3 sentences about their experiences in Ohtori Academy and/or their experiences in Gold Crown Town.

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[izilen]

I hope I'm not too late! Could I have Mei/Gold Crown? *_*

[bookelfe]

"MISS CHANG! If you come to class late one more time, I will have you MARRY -"

The ballet teacher's motivational speech is abruptly interrupted by a panda to the face.

"Mr. Cat!" Mei shrieks, as Xiao Mei leaps back onto her shoulder. "You are not a gentleman!"

[izilen]

Deliiiiightful. PERFECTION. Hahaha, of course Mei would object, and omg Xiao Mei. <333

[futuresoon]

I think it is obvious that what Gold Crown Town needs is a little Claire Stanfield.

[genarti]

--Man, great minds think alike!

[futuresoon]

I AM STEALING YOUR THOUGHTS.

--ooh my, there's an interesting one...

[bookelfe]

GREAT MINDS ARE ALL TERRIBLE PEOPLE. ;_______;

[genarti]

>:DDDDD

Claire Stanfield!

Alternately: Scar.

[genarti]

*dies*

In Gold Crown Town, HE'D FIT RIGHT IN.

Scar (Lion King), in several brief installments

[rymenhild]

1. "A classic plot," Drosselmeyer muses. "So much the better. It will be a glorious tragedy!"

2. "Was this school always filled with hyenas?" Pique asks.

3. Scar settles himself on an appropriate ruin, in order to declaim his monologue properly. "I will kill my brother, and convince my nephew that he's guilty. Then I will be the TOWN MAYOR!"

4. "Is that how you really feel, Scar?"

"Of course it is. Fratricide has always been my first ambition."

Princess Tutu is stumped.

5. Fortunately, Autor knows just what to say. "Your plan has a flaw, Scar. Here in Gold Crown Town, we elect our mayors instead of letting them inherit."

6. Scar howls the howl of a villain whose villainous plans have suddenly and entirely ceased to make sense.

7. "Well, damn," says Drosselmeyer. "Fortunately, I have another idea. Once upon a time, there were a mermaid, a prince, and an evil witch..."

[furikku]

a) Windows 95 in Ohtori

b) Meg in Gold Crown Town

c) All of the above

[bookelfe]

Ahhh I don't know Windows 95-canon well enough!

Duck watches the new student pirouette, entranced. "She's really good!"

"If you like that kind of thing, I suppose," says Rue haughtily. The new girl is good. But Rue refuses to allow herself to be threatened by a rat.

[furikku]

WIN!!!!

BAM Late to the party

[blacksheep91]

...I'm pretty sure I need to see Sir Percy Blakeney in Gold Crown.

Re: BAM Late to the party

[bookelfe]

From his observation point on the rooftop, Percy watched the girl who had been a magical princess moments ago run straight into a wall and fall flat on her face.

"Well, sink me," he remarks to the empty air. "The gel's got it down to an art form."

By the time she starts babbling inanities at Fakir, he's taking notes.

Re: BAM Late to the party

[blacksheep91]

"They seek her here, they seek her there, they seek that Tutu everywhere--"