Until further notice, this place is dead.

The title of the entry is, I'm afraid, rather redundant ( Read more... )

I have this problem that I've consistently been running into ever since freshman orientation almost exactly two years ago. Many of you are probably familiar with it, because you're probably fucking part of it ( Read more... )

Everyone at some point must answer some or another ridiculous question about who or what they should like to accompany them should they ever be stranded on a desert island with the luxury of being able to have any fucking say whatsoever in who or what accompanies them. It's sort of a rite of passage into inanity. The only way to break the hold of ( Read more... )

As Commander in Chief and sole legislative body of Ian Booth, I am invoking my God-given power to declare that a state of war exists between me and the following ( Read more... )

As some of you know, I have the ability to keep track of everyone who arrives at this site via the link in my AIM profile. Yesterday I noticed that a couple of new names had clicked it, but that happens from time to time and I think nothing of it ( Read more... )

Night before last I was cruising the internet, minding my own business, when I happened to stumble (as I often do) into the Wolf Web. It was there that I saw a girl with the handle "talktolizzy" (hereafter "lizzy") saying some foolish things. Specifically, she was yelling that poor people should not be allowed to have pets. It was clear from her ( Read more... )

An mighty pine, eighty feet tall and leaning at a noticeable angle, has long threatened the house that my great-grandparents built nearly seventy years ago after immigrating on what I presume was some kind of wagon train from Illinois. Desperate to preserve this piece of my family's history, my father sought help ( Read more... )

It has been exactly seven weeks since my last real post on this site, as you may have noted. Long time. Damned long time ( Read more... )

...so I´m posting this sentence.