So obviously the book didn't make it to press on schedule. Here's a random story I was reminded of the other day ( Read more... )

Many Fridays, we plan to find a party. "We" in this case generally refers to Olivier and I. He wants to go to a place crawling with women, so that he can have sex with them. I want to go to a place where I can drink a lot and possibly meet someone who is not conversationally repugnant. Generally Olivier is successful. I am somewhat less so. ( Read more... )

Method Road has had its share of horrible, horrible ideas. I'd like to share a few in what is probably a copyrighted Top Ten format ( Read more... )

Alright, so you want to know 2006, huh? Let me give you the short version ( Read more... )

...again ( Read more... )

Grovelling minions, offer praise unto your Glorious Leader, who in his great mercy has not deemed fit to order your collective slaughter at the hands of his numberless and savage dogs, whose single-minded devotion to Him Who Slings Them inspires naught but unspeakable horror ( Read more... )

By Order of the American Council of Alcoholics ( Read more... )

Tonight I got fed up with being asked why I haven't updated this fucking waste of bandwidth ( Read more... )

Wow ( Read more... )

Mark bitched me out when I tried to kill the site. I honestly don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to write about anymore. Ever since drunk stories started becoming increasingly prevalent I've gotten complaints ( Read more... )