Spellcheck just tried to change 'spasmed' into 'shazamed' on me, and, since this was also in the middle of a smut passage, I'm sorta wondering what aspersions MS Word is making about the scene.

"Oh yeah... oh baby... just a little..."

SHAZAM!

*lights a smoke*

*facepalm* What's next? Snikt?

Monday is treating me like this:


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My clients have been like this with their requests today. I am restraining myself from sending out Capslock emails stating exactly why I went to art school instead of med school...


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NO FAIR! *stamps feet and pouts*

Here, have a sad monk painting because he isn't half as pouty as I am right now >:/


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Time is running out for me to complete my picfor1000 entry this year and despite my best efforts, I think I'm going to fail to produce :( It's not that I haven't written something, it's that no matter how I edit it I can't get it to meet the 1000 word requirement. I've already cut out 700 words and am still 200 words over the limit. I just can't cut anymore ( Read more... )

... the day's theme is "Wet" and yet there is not one, single cephalpod/tentacle/sea monster prompt. It's all about sex and water an' stuff. BOORRRIIIINNNG.

>:/ *Blythe's unimpressed face*


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I have finished ONE of my Xmas Gift Fic prompts. So, ummm, yay?

I keep sitting down in front of my laptop staring at the Blinking Cursor of Judgment and then wander away muttering "nopenopenope..."
I'm considering an IV of caffeine to make this happen.


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I got up early this morning because I'm on standby for a lot of work that requires crazy turnarounds. It's now almost noon here and I have yet to receive a single email. I am not even remotely impressed >:/

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Soooooo...

I tried to finish my last November offering yesterday and then a client dropped a wicked amount of medical files to design on me (featuring a host of diseased eyeball photos - my favorite *snerk*), so I didn't make my deadline. I did write 3/4 of the required final scene however. Now, if I can get some time today... but perhaps that's ( Read more... )

These two aren't really related, but they'll be short answers so I've combined them.

11. Genre: do you prefer certain genres of fic when you're writing? What kind do you tend to write most?Well, let's put it this way: I rarely write gen fic. All of my stories tend to revolve around relationships, which sorta makes me a one-trick pony. There's ( Read more... )