I HAVE A DATE WITH TENDO AKANE TOMORROW.

That is all I have to say. Please gaze upon my wondrous being with a few 100x100 pictures I have gathered from the far regions of the internet.


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Very curiously...

I appear to have become a tree.

Surely the Caribbean was missing out when it thought that Jack Sparrow was the best of its pirates. For the Great Kuno Tatewaki would have been a far superior pirate in all of the Spanish Seas! What ho! And a bottle of a rum! For he who looks upon a pirate shall never set eyes on anything else. I am no exception to that rule ( Read more... )

I make a stunning pirate, do I not?

LOG: KUNO AND FEMALE RANMA GO OUT ON A DATE.

You weren't there unless your character is a dirty spy. This log is rated NC-17 PG for Kuno's pervy ways.

( PIG-TAILED GIRL!! )

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTNo cause for alarm, my charming fans and beautiful women. Any concern for my well-being that you had, you may relinquish for the Great Kuno Tatewaki is unharmed! On the stead, he comes bearing the most glorious news ( Read more... )

You may all now drop everything and read the poem I have composed for my dearest Sadako. Her beauty is like the melted square of butter on a cob of corn. It is like the bubbles that rise to the top of your soda when you open the bottle! HER BEAUTY IS LIKE THE LONE RED SOCK IN THE DRIER OF APHRODITE THAT TURNS YOUR LOAD OF WHITES INTO A GLORIOUS ( Read more... )

I come bearing a request.

NAY!

A DEMAND!

Direct me to the largest "BNF" in the fandom and I shall SMITE him, rightfully stepping forward to claim his title as my own.

Greetings fair citizens. There is no doubt that you have been awaiting my arrival with the utmost anticipation but I have come to relieve you of your woe! For the Great Kuno Tatewaki has descended ( Read more... )