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May 06, 2007 19:17

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

No cause for alarm, my charming fans and beautiful women. Any concern for my well-being that you had, you may relinquish for the Great Kuno Tatewaki is unharmed! On the stead, he comes bearing the most glorious news!

Since setting foot in the fandom, my eyes have fallen upon the rare beauty of a one Sadako. Her hair, her eyes, her skin. PERFECT AS MY OWN.

She has agreed to date me.

AND SO. Any impure thoughts you had concerning my beloved, may they be vanquished! Save them only for myself! Her, dare I say, boyfriend! Should I find out that you think or speak of her lecherously, your heart shall meet my blade and from it, you shall receive your imminent death.

Pigtailed-girl! Tendo Akane! Fairest Jun! This does not mean that my love for you has wavered in any way! Nay! In fact, I would say that with my heart overflowing with love from my pure and lovely Sadako, there is but MORE love for you three.

;_;

Never a man so lucky as myself to be blessed with FOUR true loves.
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