Review of Pirates of the Caribbean: Kuno Tatewaki Style
Surely the Caribbean was missing out when it thought that Jack Sparrow was the best of its pirates. For the Great Kuno Tatewaki would have been a far superior pirate in all of the Spanish Seas! What ho! And a bottle of a rum! For he who looks upon a pirate shall never set eyes on anything else. I am no exception to that rule.
Avast! And may all your timbers be shivered.
The time has come, the walrus said. Though Kuno Tatewaki is no walrus. He is but an OX in the face of danger. Nay. A DRAGON! He fears nothing.
The time has come the dragon said. To speak of many things. I shall sail my ship upon the seas and fly with broken wings.
;_; I must admit. Ne'er is there a dry eye when I compose.
Avast! And may all your timbers be shivered.
The time has come, the walrus said. Though Kuno Tatewaki is no walrus. He is but an OX in the face of danger. Nay. A DRAGON! He fears nothing.
The time has come the dragon said. To speak of many things. I shall sail my ship upon the seas and fly with broken wings.
;_; I must admit. Ne'er is there a dry eye when I compose.