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So for some weird reason, ever since I started working out I can't seem to orgasm.  Regular lovin', self lovin'...nothing's happening.

I hope I start working properly again.  I want to be thin and sexy and orgasmic.

Maybe I can stop working out, starve myself and still have good sex.  Maybe not.

Today, a little old lady tried to jump in front of me in express lane at the grocery store.  Not much in the mood to be bullied, I put my items on the counter before she could and proceeded with checkout.  The cashier gave me a wide eyed look but rung everything up ( Read more... )

 There are so many subjects up for discussion: religion, politics, etc, etc, etc.

Instead I bring you pole dancing. Really impressive pole dancing.

Discuss amongst yourselves.

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I remember one day when I was at college, I came across one of my favorite professors walking under some oak trees near the quad.  I stopped to watch him for a moment because he was lightly hopping back and forth on his feet, smiling all the while.  I asked him what he was up to, to which he replied, "I'm stepping on acorns.  Don't they make a ( Read more... )

The brake disk/pad things on the Jeep just went, "gravel, gravel, chomp, chomp, ka-blewy!"

This means Chris will be stealing my car tomorrow in order to get to work.

Joy.

While walking down a quiet street with my eighteen month old daughter:

Me: "One!  Two!  Three!"

Daughter:  "Yay!"

Me:  "One!  Two!  THREE!"

Random Idiot:  "FIVE!!"

Me:  "Wah???"

Random Idiot smiles at my daughter and goes on his way like he didn't say anything out of turn.  Luckily my daughter's too young to question any of this.

Behold, we have duckies! Muhahahaha!


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I never saw this series as a kid, but apparently I really missed out.  Jazz will be enlightened!