Yesterday 'Lord Sparrow' showed up in the apartment again. This time he was banging on my door insisting we whip someone for not providing breakfast. I don't have to threaten his balls if he doesn't wash them but shoving his face away as he constantly tries to convince me that I'm missing out on the greatness of his lily white cock is taking up too
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You go uber fag on me every time. I'm beginning to think you're just using it as an excuse to play hide the weisswurst in my pink little starburst.
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So tell me, did you smell the wig or did the two of you get close and comfortable?
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Terrible half truths concocted by people who have seen the empty holes in my skull.
He gets cuddly in the morning.
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Do you poke it with a sharp stick first? I think it needs that.
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I usually stab it to make sure it's dead.
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Don't let the muffled pleading or wiggling stop you from doing that. I'll call ahead.
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