Comments | blind_shot: detestible little fop

blind_shot

detestible little fop

Jan 01, 2008 13:47

Yesterday 'Lord Sparrow' showed up in the apartment again. This time he was banging on my door insisting we whip someone for not providing breakfast. I don't have to threaten his balls if he doesn't wash them but shoving his face away as he constantly tries to convince me that I'm missing out on the greatness of his lily white cock is taking up too ( Read more... )

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13_year_captain January 1 2008, 19:37:06 UTC

I really think it's better if we just not talk of such things, Sheldon.

blind_shot January 1 2008, 19:48:06 UTC

You need to know what it's like to live with you on curse days. Also- I have an audience to entertain with this thing. The people deserve to know about your shenanigans.

13_year_captain January 1 2008, 20:24:04 UTC

Do they? Then I assume they've full rights to knowledge of any curses that might affect you as well, then? I shall keep that in mind.

blind_shot January 1 2008, 20:28:46 UTC

I'm not a complete dick on curse days.
You go uber fag on me every time. I'm beginning to think you're just using it as an excuse to play hide the weisswurst in my pink little starburst.

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dark_passenger January 1 2008, 21:35:27 UTC

Did you burn yourself, any?

blind_shot January 2 2008, 00:24:22 UTC

No, I have amazing aim.

dark_passenger January 2 2008, 00:59:26 UTC

I was under the impression that you have no eyes.

So tell me, did you smell the wig or did the two of you get close and comfortable?

blind_shot January 2 2008, 01:13:46 UTC

Lies.
Terrible half truths concocted by people who have seen the empty holes in my skull.

He gets cuddly in the morning.

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glock30 January 2 2008, 01:24:55 UTC

[ooc; Pssst~! I'm not sure if you missed it or not, but don't forget to comment to this post if you're intending to keep Sands. ♥ Don't want him to get left on the list!]

blind_shot January 2 2008, 01:37:35 UTC

((thanks!))

desired_sun January 2 2008, 01:35:32 UTC

Faggot.

blind_shot January 2 2008, 01:42:49 UTC

... you're a cigarette.

desired_sun January 2 2008, 01:48:28 UTC

And you're a latchkey kid. Still are, it seems, only you've replaced your mother with a pirate. Oh, my. What an icky little mess.

blind_shot January 2 2008, 01:51:00 UTC

It's amazing how over that whole bad childhood thing I am. I've also replaced years of therapy with social problems and necrophilia.

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browning_baby January 2 2008, 05:53:53 UTC

Aww, making friends. I'm so proud of you, Sands. A word of advice, though. We burn all the trash that gets left at the door.

blind_shot January 2 2008, 23:18:39 UTC

I'm friendly...
Do you poke it with a sharp stick first? I think it needs that.

browning_baby January 3 2008, 04:48:32 UTC

Since when?

I usually stab it to make sure it's dead.

blind_shot January 3 2008, 04:58:41 UTC

I'm a special kind of friendly.

Don't let the muffled pleading or wiggling stop you from doing that. I'll call ahead.

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