detestible little fop
Yesterday 'Lord Sparrow' showed up in the apartment again. This time he was banging on my door insisting we whip someone for not providing breakfast. I don't have to threaten his balls if he doesn't wash them but shoving his face away as he constantly tries to convince me that I'm missing out on the greatness of his lily white cock is taking up too much of my day.
I ended up cooking him scrambled eggs and buttered toast so he shut up. He kept asking for tea so I took my cock out and pissed in his coffee. Eventually he stopped asking. I think he was wearing a wig...
The man is a pompous uppity little fag when he's not pirating. The man went through my closet and I'm almost sure he mistook my surikogi for something that goes up his ass.
If this shit happens again I'm leaving him gagged and tied on the doorstep to The Raven.
I ended up cooking him scrambled eggs and buttered toast so he shut up. He kept asking for tea so I took my cock out and pissed in his coffee. Eventually he stopped asking. I think he was wearing a wig...
The man is a pompous uppity little fag when he's not pirating. The man went through my closet and I'm almost sure he mistook my surikogi for something that goes up his ass.
If this shit happens again I'm leaving him gagged and tied on the doorstep to The Raven.