detestible little fop

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Yesterday 'Lord Sparrow' showed up in the apartment again. This time he was banging on my door insisting we whip someone for not providing breakfast. I don't have to threaten his balls if he doesn't wash them but shoving his face away as he constantly tries to convince me that I'm missing out on the greatness of his lily white cock is taking up too

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[dark_passenger]

Did you burn yourself, any?

[blind_shot]

No, I have amazing aim.

[dark_passenger]

I was under the impression that you have no eyes.

So tell me, did you smell the wig or did the two of you get close and comfortable?

[blind_shot]

Lies.
Terrible half truths concocted by people who have seen the empty holes in my skull.

He gets cuddly in the morning.

[dark_passenger]

Horrible truths that make half of the things you say make less and less sense.

Watch out. He might only see those eyes as another hole.

Oh wait---sorry, you can't.

[blind_shot]

You're kind of uppity. And you think you're funny.

I dislike you.

[dark_passenger]

That's because I am funny.

Don't worry, feeling's mutual.

[blind_shot]

Are not.

Did you come over here just to fuck with me?

Why do random people come to my journal/ living my apartment/ chase me into the mens room to fuck with me?

Also- what do you mean you don;t like me? I'm adorable.

[dark_passenger]

I was curious as to how you were so skilled a chef and so observant to others when your sense of sight is clearly...lacking.

Fucking with you came naturally after you made a fool of yourself.

Hm, no. No, I don't think you are.

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Stay curious.

Fool of myself? Did I leave the computer camera on and misplace my pants again?
The first shows free, sweetheart.

[dark_passenger]

You can refrain from calling me sweetheart.

[blind_shot]

Alright, mush tush.

ooc

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((If you ever come to my journal again being out of character and hostile to me because I have no interest in playing with Duke- I will complain to the mods.
I wasn't being rude to you and I've stayed in character while you aimed my roommate insulting me. Don't ever come here with any of your characters again. I'm not interested in playing with your chars and I'm now completely uninterested in playing with you, personally.))

Re: ooc

[dark_passenger]

[I have already discussed with your roommate the removal of your journal from my flist so that I would not appear to attack you. This threat had started completely innocent and it has occurred to me that there are certain players that I just do not work well with. Good luck with your future RP endeavors.]