detestible little fop

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Yesterday 'Lord Sparrow' showed up in the apartment again. This time he was banging on my door insisting we whip someone for not providing breakfast. I don't have to threaten his balls if he doesn't wash them but shoving his face away as he constantly tries to convince me that I'm missing out on the greatness of his lily white cock is taking up too

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[13_year_captain]

I really think it's better if we just not talk of such things, Sheldon.

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You need to know what it's like to live with you on curse days. Also- I have an audience to entertain with this thing. The people deserve to know about your shenanigans.

[13_year_captain]

Do they? Then I assume they've full rights to knowledge of any curses that might affect you as well, then? I shall keep that in mind.

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I'm not a complete dick on curse days.
You go uber fag on me every time. I'm beginning to think you're just using it as an excuse to play hide the weisswurst in my pink little starburst.

[13_year_captain]

Not at all.
And you're a bit of a dick most days, mate. I'm simply polite enough not to mention.

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Missed you. Asshole.