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[blesseddumbfuck]

Wanted:

Hebrew male in complicated off-Barge relationship seeks single female for no-strings-attached night of fornication. Full service provided, stamina required.

Advisory against women with heart conditions, pregnancy, or back and neck problems.

Inquiries to be made at room eight on level two.

[Copied and posted at every level of the

Comments

[SPAMMMMM]

[raisedinabox]

[Bobbi was getting pretty sick of just how goddamn tame this prison was. No drugs, no hard liquor, and the inhabitants were a little on the prissy side, as far as she could tell.

The wanted poster for sex might not have been exactly her style? But it hinted at there being someone on board who might be able to show her a bit of excitement on this dump, and that was worth following up on. So sure enough, a little while after the posters went up, Bobbi was there, knocking on the door of room eight on level two.]

[SPAMMMMM]

[blesseddumbfuck]

[This calls for an immediate fade-to-black. To be picked up later when "Jim bar Biff" comes back.]

[SortaSpam]

[feels_no_love]

[Oh no, he hadn't.]

[Not that Vlad couldn't admire the man's daring and directness. But in chaos like this, with so many unknown factors...]

[And Biff had talked him through a profoundly ugly experience.]

[And Vlad had been carefully monitoring the communications channels all day.]

[He had struggled for hours with the idea of warning some of the mortal Wardens whom he actually...well. People whose deaths he would find regrettable. Now he finally gave up and did, taking down one of the notes, writing a note in Romanian on the back and slipping it under Biff's door.]

Biff--

Be careful whom you allow into your room, or at least get her down to her underwear as quickly as possible. I have discovered that one of the Wardens' cache of weapons has been distributed to Inmates. I do not like the idea of you dead, so watch for weapons.

Otherwise, best of luck with your planned adventures.

--D.

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[blesseddumbfuck]

[Don't worry, Vlad. He got her down to her underwear.]

[gotgreenmagic]

Keep fighting the good fight, Levi. You'll get there.

[blesseddumbfuck]

That shows what you know, Shego! I have spent the night in the company of a very beautiful woman.

Don't be jealous.

[gotgreenmagic]

Exactly who in that scenario am I supposed to be jealous of?

[blesseddumbfuck]

Her? Me?

SPAM

[takingacut]

[Flyer in hand, Bigger knocks on Biff's door. She's trying not to laugh just yet.]

SPAM

[blesseddumbfuck]

[Biff looks surprised to see Bigger when he opens the door.]

Are you here to give me a massage?

Re: SPAM

[takingacut]

[She holds up the flyer and finally laughs.]

I'm here, wondering what the hell this is about.

You can't be serious.

SPAM

[blesseddumbfuck]

[He grins vaguely at the flyer.]

I'm very serious. I already have had interested parties contact me.

[Thoughtfully:]

I should start charging for my services.